A funny idiot puppet from the TikTok channel “@Rory da Puppet”. Rory is a stupid, stinky, dumb reptilian puppet controlled by someone. Rory likes to do TikTok videos. Not the cringy TikTok dances. He just does random stuff that somehow gets views. He is very loud when he is in pain. For example, throw him in a freezer and watch him scream. Or make him drink bleach. Or shoot him. It’s up to you to decide Rory’s fate! Also likes pear pizza and pineapple pizza. He really hates Hatchet Ta Puppet.

Idiot Asian reptile puppet [FROM TIKTOK]

A dumb, stupid, goofy, hilarious rat reptile zebra thingy puppet that is an invasive species. They break into random people’s houses seeking refuge or just robbing. They are curious and allergic to mousetraps. They have a Hatchet Hierarchy of Peasants to Intermediates to Advanced to Master and then finally to Lord. Hatchets Ta Puppets are extroverts and mainly work in groups. Lords control the hive and its rules. Hatchet Ta Puppet is from a TikTok Series called “@Rory Da Puppet”. It hates Rory.

A stupid, goofy, invasive, flesh red zebra puppet

A dumb eccentric arthropod named Alan. He’s ridiculous in a funny way. He lived a billion years ago in the Cambrian Explosion. Alan likes soft food. Instead of disliking soft food with crunchy/hard food in it, he just fricking shatters. His feces show no hard food. Only soft. If you give him a trilobite, he shatters. Horseshoe crab? Alan’s shattered. Alan was the first Anomalocaris that had been revived by scientists because reasons. He also talks like a toddler. He doesn’t have grammerly.

A stupid billion year old arthropod named Alan.

Tully was born 300 million years ago and successfully revived. He loves prehistoric clams like Baculites and more! Even people! A man died in a boat after being torn into pieces by Tully, he was never seen again- Tully is stupid with his dumb eyes. He can’t tell if it’s friend or food. But if he sees an Anomalocaris, it’s war. He also has these holes on the sides…… ughhh. He hates being called ugly when he is. That’s only a face a mother could love. He loves blood, he committed several crimes.

Dumb hangry prehistoric fish with proboscis.

A sadistic crazy hypervore arthropod that’s prehistoric named Arki. Revived because the scientists found a lot of kills in his feces. He eats soft food, if he eats hard food, he dies. Got trilobites or triops? He’s dead. He knows Alan, the dumb eccentric Anomalocaris. He usually lives in a tank with Arki but he was ready to venture into the sea. Arki stayed though. Every time he sees sharks or Haikouichthys, he goes insane and goes on a rampage. He wasn’t ready for home…

A prehistoric arthropod hypervore named Arki.

A failed experiment flounder named “Finn”. The experiment was a test on diseases. The scientists who participated found a moray eel with a rare disease that made super rabid and proceeded to inject it with a medicine they made. The eel started to jump a lot and began to latch onto flounder. The eel started to grow like a tumor and caused agony to the flounder it latched on. Finn then had to be released immediately because it traumatized the scientists. Finn is in constant suffering.

A failed experiment flounder named “Finn”

A super bored and tired prehistoric arthropod named “Amp”. He’s a lab grown Anomalocaris originally used for an experiment on revived Anomalocaris. All he does is eat trilobites and sleeps. If you’re kind enough, he’ll give you the best advice. The advice may not make sense but it’s a prehistoric lab grown arthropod, what’d ya expect? He also knows that there are two Anomalocaris. Two of them are revived, not lab grown. They’re named “Alan” and “Arki”.