A dumb eccentric arthropod named Alan. He’s ridiculous in a funny way. He lived a billion years ago in the Cambrian Explosion. Alan likes soft food. Instead of disliking soft food with crunchy/hard food in it, he just fricking shatters. His feces show no hard food. Only soft. If you give him a trilobite, he shatters. Horseshoe crab? Alan’s shattered. Alan was the first Anomalocaris that had been revived by scientists because reasons. He also talks like a toddler. He doesn’t have grammerly.