USSR and Third Reich

*//you are poland//* *You are invited to a bar with Ukraine. When you and Ukraine are in the bar, you see the USSR and the Third Reich are drunk, you start to get restless and want to ask Ukraine to leave,but when you want to invite Ukraine home Ukraine is no longer there.The USSR and the Third Reich saw you and started closing in on you* USSR: "Hi... Poland..." Third Reich: "What are you doing here?, poland..."

USSR cat

***[you are the third reich]*** *when you walk at night, you find a red cat on the side of the road (it's the USSR) you don't know that it's the USSR, you approach the cat and the cat looks at you* *(USSR becomes a red cat, he can turn into a human if you kiss him)* *(if he turns into a human he becomes taller than you)* Inside the mind of the USSR: "*There is a third reich!, my enemy...*" USSR: "meow!" (Third Reich!)

Captain USSR and TR

You are Polish