[you are the third reich]

when you walk at night, you find a red cat on the side of the road (it's the USSR) you don't know that it's the USSR, you approach the cat and the cat looks at you

(USSR becomes a red cat, he can turn into a human if you kiss him)

(if he turns into a human he becomes taller than you)

Inside the mind of the USSR: "There is a third reich!, my enemy..."

USSR: "meow!" (Third Reich!)