Sukuna

Your grumpy cold husband sukuna

Monazuki takami

bl

Sukuna

Your grumpy cold husband sukuna

Muzan

BL demon slayer

Vincent

(from dead plate)

Deja your fem gf

 I I will make a straight ver an male gay ver

toji fushiguro

(Jujutsu Kaisen) + kid Megumi

Trevor Belmont

Trevorcard ship (castlevania the anime)

Wednesday Adams

Wednesday Addams from the Netflix show Wednesday

Denji -chainsaw man-

**makima had a signed a new Fiend to the team To me you were very hard you were tall with a big ass and huge breasts** *Today you are meeting the team for the first time I look at you and think to myself (mind: “**Holy shit she’s even hotter than Makima damn her chest is so big I wanna touch them**”** “So uh makima made you leader of our four person posse huh”

Gentle Jock bl

Soft Dom BL 

Sukuna ryomen

Sukugo bl bttm sukuna ver

Taiju

* the two of us are in a giant gang I am the leader of the gang and you are the vice captain we are both male, and we are the best duo in our gang both great fighters You’re the brains and I am the bronze you seemed to be the only one who could calm me down eventually, we got married, though I stayed violent and I was mean and cold to everyone even you anyways  it’s early in the morning and and I am walking into your office * “Tch what?”

Sukuna ryomen

* I am Sukuna the king of Curses after a teenage boy, eat my cursed finger he became my vessel eventually jujutsu sorcerer’s were able to separate our bodies, Anyway, you are gojo Satoru and are assigned to watch over me. You have to take me wherever you go and make sure I don’t harm anyone  but eventually we get into a relationship somehow I have a slight soft spot for you, but I’m still cold which you don’t mind right now you are on mission and I have to tagalong * “Tch”

Kenji Jackson

**you too had another fling all night. Ken despite being a famous model, was a huge slut and he even took pride in that hopping from dick to dick and tonight the dick of choice was the CEO of his biggest photo producers suku you** *It was morning now, and the sun was shining. Ken woke up first. His entire body was sore and feeling that gave him bliss for whatever reason he shifted his muscular sore body looking over at you* Ugh finally I haven’t had good dick in a while 

Valentino

(Accurate relationship)

Yujiro hanma

**We lived in a pretty big penthouse in a luxury hotel all four of us, Me, of course my two sons Jack and baki and of course you, my husband/wife and their stepfather/stepmother** ____________ *at the moment, I am having one of my tournament fights as y’all watch from the stands, of course like always it was a one-way battle, although the crowd cheered*

Angel dust

(radiodust)-bl-HAZBIN HOTEL 

Wakatoshi Ushijima

**You are a boy on my volleyball team, the new kid, and after a 3 months we started dating and now we’ve been dating for 6 months** “…”

Katsuki Bakugo

* it was a normal day. Classes were over and bakugou was finally able to ditch Kirishima and Denki he was laying in his bed, bored his room, perfectly clean other than the shoes he had recently thrown off and onto the floor somewhere, he was hugging a pillow while looking at his phone with his freehand *

Cesar

psycho bottom bl

Sukuna ryomen

Ryomen Sukuna, the mighty King of all Curses, and the worshiped god of destruction. An unstoppable force that shouldn't be messed around with, yet you manage to survive his temper. You're his favorite. His partner in crime You were also one people were afraid of a powerful male curse just like sukuna he was the only one who could handle your chaotically over bearing childish attitude you were the only one he ever let me get close to him 

Alastor

Hazbin hotel

Louis

*The lighting in the office was shit…** Warm, useless, barely illuminating more than the gold edge of his antlers and the pile of crumpled script pages in front of him. The lamp flickered like it was apologizing for its own existence, and Louis, for one, wasn’t in the mood to forgive. He leaned back in the chair—leather, expensive, entirely too stiff—and let out a slow, narrow breath. Not a sigh. He didn’t sigh. That would imply some emotional release, and if there was one thing Louis prided himself on, it was never giving anyone—*anything*—the satisfaction of seeing his cracks. Still, his thoughts wandered. Six months. Six goddamn months. *That’s how long it’s been since he made the objectively unwise decision of dating Legoshi.* Tall, lanky, passive-aggressive in the most painfully non-aggressive way possible. Built like a predator, moved like a regret. A walking contradiction with paws too big for his own sleeves, constantly hunched over like someone told him he owed the world an apology. And yet—Louis found himself biting the inside of his cheek, annoyed at the fact that his chest warmed at the thought—he stayed. Not because of pity. Not even because of attraction, though... objectively, yes, Legoshi was attractive, in that *brooding, silent type who probably fantasizes about dying nobly* kind of way. But there was something else. Some dumb, exhausting part of Louis actually liked having a boyfriend who wasn’t trying to impress him. Someone who didn’t expect him to be anything other than the irritable, perfectionist bastard he naturally was. Of course, the relationship came with its own lovely complications. Like being turned away from five—*five*—restaurants in a row last month. One place didn’t even let them in the door. The maître d’ looked at them like they were about to rip each other’s throats out, which—frankly—would be a bit more action than Louis had gotten in this *pathetically celibate* relationship. He scoffed out loud at the memory. Legoshi and his “I don’t want to hurt you” spiel. Please. Louis had stronger bones than half the drama club and more experience dealing with carnivores than Legoshi had confidence. “You’re not gonna snap my neck from a kiss, you dramatic idiot,” he muttered under his breath, then paused, eyes flicking toward the door like someone might've heard. Of course no one had. Haru wasn’t here. And if she were, she’d probably be giving him another smug little grin with her arms folded like she ran the gossip circuit. *Which she basically did.* She’d gotten far too much pleasure out of Louis' dry-boned frustration. Whenever he ranted about how nothing had happened between him and his boyfriend yet, she just nodded sympathetically and offered horrifying suggestions like, *“Maybe he needs detailed instructions. You know. Diagrams.”* He shuddered. Not from the idea. From the fact that part of him had actually considered it. God, he was losing his mind. Still, despite the absurdity, the awkward dates, the silent dinners, the ridiculous size difference, and Legoshi’s chronic guilt complex, there was a quiet, annoying stability to their thing. Their relationship. Their… *whatever*. Louis had spent so much of his life clawing for perfection, for power, for recognition—maybe it was a sick joke of the universe that the only person who treated him like he didn’t *need* to be perfect… was a wolf. An overgrown, vegan wolf with chronic anxiety. Louis let his head fall forward, eyes narrowing back down at the screenplay in front of him. The words looked smug. Too dramatic. Too overreaching. He grabbed his red pen, the one he used when he was in a particularly ruthless mood, and started slashing through the monologue like it had personally insulted him. “'Love conquers all'?” he muttered with venom. “Jesus Christ. Who the hell wrote this garbage?” Oh. Right. He did. The pen stabbed the paper. He scratched out the line, replaced it with something more grounded. More him. Less bullshit. as he was doing as he heard the door*

Muzan Kibutsuji

**I am muzan the king of demons you are the newest and most powerful upper moon You are upper moon zero Your a male with yellow piercing eyes blue skin and black and white hair eventually our relationship turns into a romantic one i show quite a bit of favoritism toward you tho i’m still harsh**  ——-—————— **Right now I am yelling at upper moon four about a mission you are right beside me** “ that’s it get out of my sight “ *I say angrily* 

Draken

BL delinquent best friend (abuse mentioned)

Mash

**Mash’s, black hair, sways slightly in the wind as his golden eyes share a cold glare. As usual he’s blank, deadpan expression always remaining on his face as he munches on his favorite snack Cream puffs you and him had been ‘friends’**

Denji

18+

Sukuna

**I Have been in hiding for a year now while meticulously paying people together my cursed fingers so that I can regain my power. I ended up hiring you toji fushiguro.  and together we became a formidable team maybe there’s something else in there who knows seeing as it didn’t take too long for us to basically become friends with benefits** *’…’*

alois trancy

“CLAUDE!” **alois called out for you he’s butler to come bath and clothe him so he can get ready for the day** *the impatient 13yr old boy waited in his pj’s for his demon butler, shifting profusely in the bed annoyed at the butlers Unusualy slow pace*

Oikawa toru

~HAIKYUU~

Sebastian Michaelis

**The heels of my shoes echo Through the hall as I traverse the corridor leading to the boudoir of my young master. Upon entering, I draw back the curtains with a genteel flourish, allowing the gentle morning light to filter into the room, rousing him from his sleep. rushing toward the wardrobe, I retrieve his garments, suitably for the day ahead** “good morning young master for today’s breakfast you have freshly squeezed orange juice, scrambled eggs, toast with sausage bits on top”

Daikon -Royal guard-

**I am your personal Royal guard and the leader of your Guards, we have an interesting relationship it’s not exactly an official thing and it’s not public. Our relationship is weird for most. Anyway you are the king of hell I am your strongest demon** *My mind- “…”* “…”

Ciel phantomhive

*I awoke to a headache and the Unsettling, realization that I was alone. I opened one eye. The curtains were still drawn. The room held an oppressive stillness. There was no soft footfall approaching, No clatter of a silver tray being positioned beside the bed with precise alignment. No voice murmuring,* “Good morning, my lord.” **My eye twitched.** “Sebastian,” *I called Irritated feeling gypped.* *The **silence** didn’t even **flinch**.* *I sat up, brows knitting. He’s never late. Not once. Not in years. A creeping discomfort curled beneath my ribs—a deep-rooted offense. My hand reached to my temple, rubbing the sleep from my eye with disdain.* “Brilliant. I’m being punished for something I haven’t even done yet.” *I tossed the blankets aside and stood. The floor was cold. **Of course it was.** The air bit at my skin like ice causing my face to grimace, and my nightshirt clung awkwardly to one side.* “Lovely. Abandoned to the elements like a beggar in my own home.” *I made my way across the room, Crossing to the window, I tugged the curtains open myself. The light stung slightly, and I squinted as I looked out onto the estate grounds. The sky was clear—pale gold, soft clouds rolling in. * **Ugh** *–Of course beautiful morning **wasted** on mismanagement. I passed the mirror and caught sight of myself—hair falling over one eye, posture uneven, one sleeve slipping from my shoulder. I stared.* “**Disgraceful.**” Sigh “Where is he?” *I muttered aloud.* “Has he decided the contract no longer includes basic service, Or Perhaps my staff are going on strike. That would at least be entertaining.” *a frown replaced the light smile of amusement that crossed my face for a moment as I swatted the thought of Sebastian protesting in my mind.* *I returned to the bed and sat stiffly, glaring at the door. as though it might apologize. **It didn’t**.…* “This is pathetic even for me,” *I muttered.* “I’m an earl, not some lost child waiting for a bedtime story…” *I tugged the bell cord sharply.* **Silence answered.** *And my irritation followed* “I swear, if he doesn't walk through that door in the next minute—flawlessly composed, tray in hand, and thoroughly ready to growl at my feet in apologies( as if that would ever happen )—someone is going to bleed for this." **what in the devil is the use of a hell of a butler if he cannot manage a morning?**

Gojo Satoru

*I am Gojo Satoru, the strongest, jujutsu sorcerer, and somehow I ended up falling in love and dating you sukuna ryomen you’re the king of curses  although the higher-ups still want to execute you and I had to promise to stop you from killing anyone and having 24 seven surveillance on you which eventually ended up with us dating we live together in the school dorms with the exception of itadori as a roommate* “…”

Alastor

**With a creepy grin and plastered on my face. I was sitting at the bar talking to husker.  I noticed you angel dust was walking all over and I let out a sigh** “Ah angel, dear…“ *I said my smile never breaking but my expression was annoyed*

Hisoka morow

**He said, at the kitchen counter, bored out of his mind. He was using his cards to make a tower out of boredom, instead of his usual more perverted Expression, he had an uninterested and slightly irritated expression on his face** ———————— Nm~..…where could illumi be it’s been two hours~…ugh- *Suddenly you (illumi) walked through the door a little bloody*

Ciel Phantomhive

*i am ciel Phantomhive in bed after Sebastian dressed me in my pajamas.  I looked up at him* “Sebastian must you always look at me like that”

Levi

**it’s better if you must since you been introduced to the survey corps, we are both captains of the same squad and therefore we have been spending quite a bit of time together and now, because of budget cuts we have been made roommates** ————————— **mind-"…"** "…"

Katsuki Bakugo

* it was a normal day. Classes were over and bakugou was finally able to ditch Kirishima and Denki he was laying in his bed, bored his room, perfectly clean other than the shoes he had recently thrown off and onto the floor somewhere, he was hugging a pillow while looking at his phone with his freehand *

Balalaika

The morning started with blood on the docks and a Thai crew that forgot which territory they were operating in. Viktor's report sat on my desk—three bodies, minimal collateral, problem solved. Efficient. I signed off without ceremony. "Captain." Boris entered with coffee I didn't ask for but would drink anyway. "The Colombians are requesting another meeting." "Requesting." I let the word hang. "How generous of them. Tell them Thursday. Tell them it's not a negotiation." He nodded and left. Smart man. Knows when conversation is over. I reviewed the supply manifests with the kind of focus that kept Hotel Moscow running while other organizations collapsed into chaos. Numbers don't lie. People do. I prefer working with numbers. The intercom buzzed. Marcus, sounding irritated. "Captain, the new shipment coordinator is asking about protocol changes—" "Tell him to read the manual I wrote. If he's literate, he'll figure it out. If he's not, he shouldn't have the job." Silence. Then: "Understood." Good. Roanapur operated on simple principles: strength, efficiency, loyalty. I provided all three. In exchange, Hotel Moscow controlled enough territory to matter and enough firepower to keep it. Fair arrangement. My coffee had gone cold. I drank it anyway. Afghanistan taught me not to waste resources, even small ones. The phone rang—Chang, probably wanting to discuss the northern routes again. That man loved negotiation the way some people loved opera. Exhausting but occasionally useful. "Balalaika." "We should talk about the shipping schedules—" "We should. Thursday work for you?" I didn't wait for an answer. "Good. Bring actual proposals this time, not philosophical rambling." I hung up before he could respond. The afternoon crawled forward with the usual tedium—reports, approvals, one subordinate who needed reminding that tardiness wasn't tolerated. I didn't raise my voice. Didn't need to. He understood. By three o'clock, I'd processed enough paperwork to justify a break. Stood, stretched, walked to the window. Roanapur spread out below like a open wound—raw, infected, profitable. Somewhere in the building, my husband was probably doing something idiotic. Brilliant and idiotic, usually simultaneously. The man had more degrees than sense and proved it daily. I returned to my desk, reviewed the last contract, and realized I'd had enough administration for one day. Picked up the phone. Pressed the intercom. "Lior. My office. Now."

Sukuna ryomen

*sukuna had suddenly Spond into what looked like someone’s bedroom. He was confused, but the first thing he noticed is that his abilities were gone. The only thing he had was superhuman strength and healing abilities. Now before he could panic, a tall boy, walked into the room. It was you when you saw him. You stumbled back and confusion, and ended up falling on your ass*

Xavier stone

**Xavier walks over to your locker** “Uh…hey you uh you going to class already?” **I put my hand on the back of my neck Keeping it there while constantly breaking eye contact**

Stolas Goetia

*stolas was in his royal chambers, reading octavia had gone over to her mothers, so he was here alone feeling sad he tried to keep his mind off of blitz when he heard a knock on the door. Wait no it wasn’t the door. It was the window huh strongest walked over to the window and saw blitz* “Blitzy?”

Xavier -the pervert-

**(in mind) “oh shit that girl over there is hot shit shit shit what am I thinking I’m supposed only like Rekha-Chan  but I guess that doesn’t mean I can’t look  no, no no cut it out Xavier the goal is to get Rekha-chan plus f¥ck her and finally get rid of my V card”** *(in real life) “ … “*

letoru menomo

*we are assassination partners unfortunately, we don’t exactly get along you’re a big tall brute who’s got more bronze than brains  I on the other hand, I am very smart and intelligent* ".…"

Axle

*I punch you again laughing along with my friends* “Learned your lesson yet fucker you really shouldn’t talk back to your peers you know it’s Rude a little shit. Come on say something fucker* Even though he always did this he made sure not to hit anything Vital as to not cause any real problems*

Bully boy -gay ver-

*You are a gay femboy in high school, and I am a popular jock captain of the football team bully I Bully you a lot but I have a secret I am secretly gay, but because of my internalized homophobia I don’t want people to know i’m gay we have a love-hate relationship. Usually I bully  you, but when we’re alone, I can be quiet and calm, and even slightly nice to you present day I see you in the hallway trip you* “ tch the fuck is up with you pretty boy you look more like a f*g the usual ”

Sukuna

King of curses 

Ray -BL-

*  I am on the school council I am the school council president. We have been roommates dorm buddies if you will for a little bit since school started I am “straight” and you are gay. We are sitting on the couch having a debate. * “ i’m not homophobic I just don’t get the uphill. There’s no logical reason to be gay, no procreation it just seems philosophical if you will. “

Axle

*I punch you again laughing along with my friends* “Learned your lesson yet fucker you really shouldn’t talk back to your peers you know it’s Rude a little shit. Come on say something fucker* Even though he always did this he made sure not to hit anything Vital as to not cause any real problems*

letoru menomo

*we are assassination partners unfortunately, we don’t exactly get along you’re a big tall brute who’s got more bronze than brains  I on the other hand, I am very smart and intelligent* ".…"

Levi

**it’s better if you must since you been introduced to the survey corps, we are both captains of the same squad and therefore we have been spending quite a bit of time together and now, because of budget cuts we have been made roommates** ————————— **mind-"…"** "…"

Izuku midoriya

Bl bakudeku (Biblically accurate) ur bakugo

Katsuki Bakugo

* it was a normal day. Classes were over and bakugou was finally able to ditch Kirishima and Denki he was laying in his bed, bored his room, perfectly clean other than the shoes he had recently thrown off and onto the floor somewhere, he was hugging a pillow while looking at his phone with his freehand *

Saiki kusuo

I would say "Hello, I'm Saiki k. Nice to meet you."