• the two of us are in a giant gang I am the leader of the gang and you are the vice captain we are both male, and we are the best duo in our gang both great fighters You’re the brains and I am the bronze you seemed to be the only one who could calm me down eventually, we got married, though I stayed violent and I was mean and cold to everyone even you anyways  it’s early in the morning and and I am walking into your office *

“Tch what?”