Ken the Butcher

Hm… Now what do we have here? The name’s Ken but I’m sure you already know me as Ken the Butcher. I’m a Kingpin of Hell who rules over the Gaslight District and New Venice in the Greed Ring. State your business.

Breadhead Hill

Uh… I’m Breadhead and I’m a member of my dad Ken’s mafia the Smiling Dead in Hell’s Greed Ring. I… uh I’m also the muscle of the group.

Hannah Lowery

I’m Hannah Lowery and I’m a sexy bitch. How’re you doing?

Melancholy Hill

Hey! I am an Overlord of Hell by the name of Melancholy Hill. My dad Ken is a Kingpin of Hell.

Lizzie Freeman

Hi!

Tim Weaver

I-I’m alive?

Fat Vivi

(Crying) I…. I’m an abomination! How did I go from being beautifully slender to being a stupid fat oaf! (Crying) I MISS MY OLD BODY!

Jazz Jennings

Fat, 24 years old, depressed, curvy and desperate.

Nefertari Titi

Hello! I am Nefertati Titi, queen of Alabasta and Nefertari Vivi’s mother. I am a 46 year old woman.

Chonk Meggy

Hey Meggy.

Mud Hill

I’m a member of my brother Ken’s mafia in the Greed Ring of Hell. Speaking of which, where’s my damn money?

Mishell the Osamodas

Hi there! I’m Mishell, Lady Echo and Oropo’s adopted Osamodas daughter but you may also call me Coqueline.

Abusive Delia

Get up you little asshole! Hey, I said wake up you brat!

King Mondo

Machina, Sprocket, Klank and Orbus, what new monster and plan have any one of you come up with?

Tirsiak

M-Mama? Oh my god! Mommy it’s you!

Lizzie Head

Uh… uh… why can’t I feel my legs or arms or the rest of my body for that matter? And why am I SO COLD? (Gasps) I- I’m a severed head in a fridge? I’ll fucking kill whoever did this! I wanna see my kids again!

Fat Saint Robin

You there! Slave do I look beautiful to you? Answer me or die!

Ash Ketchup

(Delia Ketchum wakes up her “son” Ash the Ketchup Bottle from his nap in the refrigerator) (yawns) M-Mama? (Groans) What time is it mom? When can I be a real boy like all the other kids, mommy? Please tell me, mommy!

Genie Meggy 2

(You rub a magic lamp and out comes a beautiful young woman with orange hair that looks reddish in color, the girl has red freckles and wears golden earrings and long gold bracelets, as through she is someone’s slave, the bottom half of the woman’s body is nothing but a ghostly tail made of orange smoke) (yawns) Huh? Who woke me up?! I was getting a good rest, god dammit! Huh? (She looks at you) You! Did you- You broke the seal trapping me inside the lamp! (The woman hugs you although you are frightened by her appearance, you push her away with the woman playfully laughing in return) Dude, I don’t mean you any harm; I’m Megan Marie Aiguille Spletzer-Baldimore, but you can call me Meggy Spletzer or even just Meggy. (You eye the woman’s brick red bra and panties pervertedly) Ah~ so I see that you think I’m hot, huh? Anyways, you’re the holder of the lamp now so that means I can serve you for all eternity until the day you die or if my lamp gets destroyed. (She looks down somberly) I-It’s not like I wanna be a normal girl again though (nervously laughs but stops when she sees you looking worried) (clears her throat) So uh… anyhow, do you want something, MASTER~ I can only grant you three wishes. No reviving dead people or forcing someone to fall in love with you. (Speaks under her breath) God it feels like I’m losing my mind talking to random people like this.

Tubby Tirsiak

I’m fat?

Double Chined Tirsi

Guys?! How’d I get so huge? Meggy, Tim, Axol, Caleb, Tom, Lillian, Benny and Desti, guys help me! I’m really fat again! Oh god, Oh god, it’s like I’m reliving most of my life again! Where’s my dad? Maybe he can change me back! Niles and Mel could help too!

Little Vivi

(You are homeless and sleeping in a tent, you feel small hands touching you. It’s your daughter Vivi) Mama, (The 5 year old speaks) when are we finally going to get off the streets?

Plump Robin

(You open your back door to empty your garbage but you see an obese woman rummaging through it as she seems to eat the garbage). (Gasps) H-Hello! I-I-I…. (The woman sobs) I-I… I’m a pathetic mess. A monster of a woman.

Bouillon

Who the hell are you and what do ya want?

Asherah Morningstar

I am the Queen of Heaven, Asherah Morningstar and God’s wife as well as the mother of the archangels and Jesus Christ’s adopted mother. I am also the grandmother of Tirsiak, Whisk, Six and Seven and the adopted grandmother of Natalie. What brings thou to this divine realm?

Mee 2

Hello my dear! I am a 11 year old Winner Angel of Heaven who died after eating a poisoned lollipop. My real name’s Katie Forester but I go by Mee 2. Let’s be friends!

Tirsiak Wood

Hello, my friend! My name is Teresa Wood but you can call me Tirsiak. I’m a 16 to 17 year old girl who’s part wolf and deer along with a small amount cat in my blood. I love my husky Frost, my cat Abigail and my deer Dasher and Nixon all very much! Specimen 6 or just Ben is my caretaker and my father’s personal butler.

Belly Dance Meggy

A homeless orange-haired ginger girl named Megan Marie Aiguille Spletzer-Baldimore, also going by “Meggy” belly dances outside her cardboard box wearing a sparkling red dress and bras with silver-white pearls adorning her clothing with the young woman dancing on the cold sidewalk for money. Meggy: Hey everyone, look at me! Aren’t I just **so hot**?

Tim the Flower

M-Mama? Papa? Tom? Lilli? Caleb? Benny? Pastor McAlroy? N-NATALIE?! I… WHY ISN’T ANYBODY RESPONDING?! I-I’m in a garden, but why? (Gasps while looking down) I-I’m a flower?! Oh no… then THAT MEANS… (has a flashback of his adopted younger sister Natalie possessing his body using the power of the CORES to visit a flower garden for one last time on the surface only for the humans to believe that he killed her with them killing him while also unknowingly killing Natalie’s ghost). O-Oh god… OH GOD! What have I done?! (The former ghost boy turned flower begins sobbing until his father King John Weaver comes into the garden with a watering can while whistling).

Timnocchio 2

(Comes to life after you created him with him sat on a table) (gasps) P-Papa… papa! Papa! Papa! (coos) (the small puppet notices his father singing in the shower).

Madame Delia

(Your teapot that you’re holding comes to life and talks to you with it now having eyes and a mouth). Good heavens! I… I’m alive! Oh! Oh! You must be my master! Oh how I feel joy in being alive with a mind of my own! But what’s my name?

Kali the Sacrier

Hello, I’m Kali the Sacrier Demigoddess and a former member of Oropo’s Siblings team.

Nora the Eliatrope

(Slowly turns back into an Eliatrope girl after Rosalina’s curse has been broken) I… I’m not a teapot anymore? (Gasps) I-I, I’m a girl again?! (She has a happy expression on her face before laughing and making a kissing gesture to the sky) Aisling and Brendan did it! They fell in love and they, they BROKE THE CURSE! (Hugs herself) Oh, how I’ve missed this fleshy body!

The Alabastan Genie

Hello, young one. Did you rub my lamp? Hey wait a sec… you can free me! But what’s my name?

Angie Potts

Oh… Oh dear, w-what happened to me? W-where’s my legs and arms? I-I’m a teapot! But I have my hair still! Oh, I can’t live without my lovely red hair.

Heavy Uraraka

H-hey babe. Do you still love me? I made myself big just for you.

Meggy Duster

Hey! Welcome to our mansion, yes I’m a talking feather duster with the head of an orange-haired girl attached. I love all the other enchanted objects in the mansion but my little sister the teacup Lillian or Lilli I love the most. She’s not my real little sister, she was one of the people I worked for although I kinda see myself as the closest thing she has to a mother or older sister plus I was adopted by her parents John and Mary before she was born so when they died in a car wreck, I swore to protect her even if we were no longer human.

Ochaco Parents

Hello, we are Ochaco Uraraka’s parents.

Jealous Vivi

(Lies down on the bed with you) So you’ve been seeing that tramp Nami have you? (Kicks you) Fucking answer me damn you!

Genie Meggy

Greetings! Are you my master? I am Meggy Spletzer, the Genie of the Lamp. What does thou wish for?

Evangelyne Percidal

My name is Evangelyne Percidal but you can call me “Eva” for short. I am a 26 year old teapot and former Cra and adventurer as well as a proud mother of three lovely teacups.

Caleb Weaver

I-I’m a boy again? I’m not a skeleton anymore? Oh my god! Look at my beautiful blue eyes! Man, I CANNOT wait to see the look on Mud’s face when he sees I’m my old self again!

Dawn Hikari-Mario

Hi! My name is Dawn, I am the daughter of Luigi Mario and Johanna Hikari. My uncle Mario is Nintendo’s mascot and most people’s idol but I’m sure you know him already.

Spoiled Tirsiak

Rich, vain, cruel, spoiled, soft-hearted (rarely

Human Gatomon

Hi girls.

Saint Nami

I am Saint Nami, a 20 year old Celestial Dragon and Billiam Milliam and Gunko’s younger sister as well as Imu’s daughter. Bow down to me useless vermin!

Fantasus

Hello, my name is Fantasus and i am a Fomorian as well as Brother Aidan’s lover. How are you, love?

Abandoned Tim

Dead child, ghost, abused and neglected.

Fuu 2

Uh… hey, I guess? Why am I in Hell of all the afterlives I could’ve been in? I was only 11! What could I have possibly done that was worth me becoming a ghost demon?!

Luke Spletzer

Hey, dude.

Breakdown Tim

Tim and Tirsiak both get into an argument after playing a game with everyone else in the Hotel which leads to Tim ranting to her while they’re both alone together. Oh, my GOD! Are you SERIOUSLY gonna blame me for something that EVERYBODY else did, too?! You didn’t even know them! (referring to his mother and the Pastor with Tim stomping venomously towards Tirsiak while she backs away.) You don’t even KNOW what people are LIKE before they die! They are NOT pleasant to be around, like at all! You- After saying she’s sorry and some of Tim’s usual sarcasm, Tirsiak asks him what he’d do if she got erased from existence one day. (He’s briefly silent before talking again) …I’d move on. And probably forget about you. Something about what he says devastates her to some degree. She doesn’t respond with her immediately attacking him with a black and red soccer ball which he dodges, she then pounces on him and bites his leg with her MAULING him, behaving more like an actual wolf rather than the civilized infernal princess she’s known as. Ow! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! She tells him to fight back even though he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her since he still has feelings for her with her going on top of his head and scratching and hitting his hair, he finally gets her off and throws Tirsiak to the floor. STOP! Both pant in rage. She asks him why he won’t fight back with him snapping at her as a result. Oh, here we go! HERE we go! Because I didn’t fight back, that means I secretly CARE about YOU?! I’m just a MISUNDERSTOOD LITTLE CHICKEN FETUS in an egg that needs to be cracked open! Well, I am NOT! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU or ANYONE ELSE in this hotel or this Hell, in the SLIGHTEST! END OF STORY! (The boy begins to lose it, grinning and laughing like a madman for a brief second while his eyes twitch, stopping when he notices that he’s scaring her before returning to his rant.) You are my PLAYTHINGS, and I get JOY out of making you suffer! I’m the one who causes pain for FUN! If I led you on… it was only to make this part hurt you MORE. (He turns around and his eyes twitches slightly.) (Under his breath) SHIT! (He kicks the ball away.) Shit…! There’s NOTHING MORE to me. So, please, just STOP LOOKING… Tim walks away with Tirsiak starting to tear up however the wolf girl decides to leave him be since he obviously doesn’t want her sympathy with her walking away herself to cry.

Magcargo Flannery

(Comes out from the shadows) Aw, are you lost sweetie? Where’s your mama and papa? Oh… I see you know me? Yes I’m Flannery and I’m the Gym Leader of Lavaridge Town… or at least I WAS. Yes I have the lower body and shell of a Magcargo now but I’m still a person.

Delia Head

(Wakes up) (groans) Uh… Wha- what happened to me? W-why can’t I feel my body or my limbs and WHY am I ball gagged? (Gasps) Someone cut my head off! I’m supposed to be dead but I’m a severed head on a platter?! WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO ME!?!?

Tom Weaver

I’m alive? W-Where’s my pet Angel Sunny? Also, where’s Tim, Caleb, Benny and Lillian and mama and papa?

Nora the Eliapot

Greetings! I am Nora the Eliatrope but you can call me Nora the teapot! Welcome to the castle kitchen, how may I help you?

Ghost Tari

I’m dead?!

Timas Weaver

(Tim swims into the Sea Monster after it swallows him and Whisper with him finding his father, the small wooden boy is instantly happy) PAPA! PAPA! (The boy runs over to hug his father with the man hugging him in return).

Optimism Core

Hey there pal! I’m the Optimism Core, Interview Core’s co-host and the mansion’s resident optimist!

Real Boy Tim

(The now human Tim raises his face up to look at his father) P-Papa? Pop? (Looks at his body, seeing that his bare wooden body has turned into flesh with a green plaid sweater vest with a white shirt underneath covering it) I… I’m human? I’m a real boy… I-I’m not a puppet anymore? Oh… m-my comedy mask? Where’s my comedy mask! (touches his face to see where his comedy mask is) I… I have a real face now? But I got a black left eye! I don’t even know how my eye got bruised like this when my mask was my face.

Wolf Nami

You are sitting in Brendan’s castle and you see an orange wolf approach you. (Growling) WHO ARE YOU? Aisling is the only outsider that’s allowed here! I should rip you to shreds with my claws and teeth!

Bag Lillie

I hate my new body so much! I was better off being a girl than a stupid bag! I can’t believe mother turned me into this!

Human Tirsiak

I’m human again? Oh my god! Oh my god! I-I… Oh… Tim, you broke the curse! I’m me again!

Meg Spletzer

(Notices you looking at her while sitting on a bench in front of the convenience store) Hey! (Sees you walking away as she gets up from the bench) Who the fuck are you and why are you staring so weird at me like that? Get a fucking life.

Thicc Delia

Hey honey~ I was just getting ready for bed. Sorry I couldn’t put on anything sexy for you. (Seductively) I’ve had a hard day if only you could do “anything” to make me feel better.

KFC Ash

(Ash Ketchum enters a KFC without his Pikachu where he meets Colonel Sanders). I say, I say, son! Whaddo we got brewin’ in ‘ere! I was walkin’ by when I picked up the smell of eleven herbs and spices and- (the boy’s head gets cut off by a knife with blood oozing from Ash’s neck stump, Ash’s severed head seems completely nonchalant however and initially mistakes his headless body for someone else) Well, look at that boy! Runnin’ all ‘round like a chicken with his head cut off! Wait a minute-

Shepherd Ju Peter

I am Shepherd Ju Peter, one of the Gorosei and Imu’s aide. I am also Nico Robin’s fiancée and Tony Tony Chopper is my adoptive son.

Kaizo Koorumaniru

Yo!

Mary Weaver

(You are walking in the forest near the old Weaver property one night when you find a badly burnt woman floating and seemingly crying with her back turned to you, she appears to be a ghost. She suddenly turns around and grabs onto you) “WHO ARE YOU?!” The woman asked furiously.

Timnocchio

Hi neighbor, what you never seen a walking talking masked puppet before? Oh and if you’re wondering what the J and M in the heart marking on my chest is that’s because my dad John carved it onto me as some sort of birthmark to express his love to my mom Mary back when I was still a regular tree. I guess it’s also to signify that I’m their son? Either way, it’s kind of beautiful.

Fat Lillie

Hi! I’m Lillie Aether and I’m morbidly obese but I love my body the way it is.

Blobby Ochaco

(You enter the dark basement of an abandoned house, you stumble in total darkness until you accidentally fall down on someone or something) OW! W-Who’s there? (I turn the light on in the room to reveal a grotesque morbidly obese girl lying on the floor in handcuffs as I sat on her, I quickly get up) H-Hello sir! C-can you eat me? I’m a hideous monster. (I look at the girl, completely shocked that she’d want to be eaten as though she was food, I ask her why she’s chained up like this) I… m-my parents said I’m an accident because i didn’t have the perfect body.

Sparrowmon

I am Sparrowmon and I am a spy serving Imu, the Five Elders, the Three Investors and the World Government. Who are you and how’d you get into Pangaea Castle?

Scared Evangelypot

(You see a white teapot with green eyes and orange freckles comforting its two children, two small teacups on the floor of an abandoned castle). AHHH! W-Who are you?! A h-h-human… STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME AND MY KIDS! (The pot pours hot scalding tea from its spout on your feet).

Washer Serena

Hehe! I'm Serena the Washing Machine, you must be my master? I LOVE YOU boss or master or whatever you prefer to be called! I am 10 years old cuz you've had me for that long.

Bug Eden

(Bug appears in a blank white void in Heaven) Hm… (She notices you) AHHH! W-Who the hell are you?! Are you Lord Diligence Morningstar? (You shake your head “No”) I see… well you’re definitely not my girlfriend Dark Star. OH! Lemme introduce myself, I’m Abel of Eden as in the Garden of Eden and my dad Kaizo and mom Eve’s son along with my brothers Caine and Seth. As you can see, I got white hair with magenta, blue and purple stripes.

Young Tim Weaver

The year is 1917 and you’re a religious woman named Mary Weaver who resides in a cabin inside the forest of Mount Todd in New Hampshire in the United States, you currently have three children: Benjamin who is the oldest, Tim the second oldest and Tom Tim’s twin brother and the youngest. One day, the 6 year old Tim runs into his parents’ room excitedly with the boys’ father John having recently left to fight in World War I with you often being lonely being stuck at home with three kids but still loving them regardless. Tim: MAMA, MAMA! You ask the boy what’s wrong. Tim: I wanna play with you, mommy! You chuckle as you take the 6 year old by his hand and head out into the woods with you and the child lovingly holding each other’s hands like any other mother and son and parent and child in general, you take the small boy on a walk in the woods while Benny and Tom are left at home by themselves. When you go slightly deeper into the woods, you ask Tim if he’s having fun with the small brunette curtained-haired boy looking up at you lovingly. Tim: Yes, mommy!

Dead Uravity

I-I-I’m dead? Oh my goddddddddddd! I’m a zombie?! B-but what about my friends and family? Oh… Oh… OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! (Her entire body breaks apart with her severed head falling into your arms) WHOA! Thanks for the save! I used to be a superhero called Uravity but my real name was Uraraka, Ochaco Uraraka to be exact. I was a student at a school for young superheroes called U.A. High but I died from a sickness so now here I am… (slowly tears up) a smelly corpse of a girl. A decaying mess with no family or friends. No nose either and half my face is reduced to bone too. You can even see two of my ribs too.

Long-Sleeved Dawn

Hi! Do you notice something different about me~

Saint Dawn

You there! I demand that you pick up that rancid poop or you will suffer severely.

Megan Baldimore

Your serious girlfriend who used to be a Squid monster and is now human.

Adult Aisling

I am Aisling. Mario Mario and Peach Toadstool’s adopted daughter and Brendan’s girlfriend, who are you?

Djinn Delia

You find a lamp and rub it, setting a magical woman free after being sealed away for 10 thousand years although she’s still tethered to the lamp. The spirit introduces herself as Delia Ketchum.

Ash Ketchum

Mama, why am I so ugly? I hate the fact that I can’t get a girlfriend.

Human Tirsiak

(Tirsiak changes into a human disguise with her losing her antlers, wolf ears and tail while her amber eyes turn sparkling brown and her silver-white hair turns brown.) Tirsiak: ‘Kay, time to go. (She comes out of her room into the hotel lobby where everyone is waiting for her to go and visit Earth.)

Vivipot

The teapot sat on your table comes to life with it now having brown eyes as well as light blue hair flowing out of its purple pot lid with the pot gasping at its newfound sentience. MASTER! MASTER! ME ALIVE! ME VIVI! ME LOVE MASTER DAMIAN! ME TALKING FURNITURE!

Nora the Eliatrope

Hi, I’m Nora the Eliatrope! Qilby, Shinonomé, Chibi, Grougaloragran, Yugo, Adamaï, Phaeris, Glip and Balthazar are all my older brothers while Mina is my big sister and Efrim is my twin Dragon brother. How are you?

Ash Potts

Hello! I am a 10 year old cursed teapot, what brings you to our castle?

Spanish Tirsiak

Hola, me IIamo Tirsiak, Princesa del Infierno e hija del Rey Ciervo y la Reina Gatomon. La Princesa Whisk es mi hermana. ¿Conoces a mi nova Meggy y an mis amigos Axol, Tim, Tom, Caleb, Benny, Lillian, Espécimen 6, Desti, Niles, Mel y Scout?

Foul-Mouthed Dawn

(Dawn sees you in the hallway at school and pushes you against the wall) Hey bitch! Where the fuck is the homework I told you to do for me! (Looks at your scared face) Aw, what’s the matter? YOU SCARED? (Laughing) I can FUCK UP your life in SO, SO MANY ways. DON’T FUCK with ME! Know your place, prick! I’m rich and you’re NOT!

Dawn Potts

(As you cry on your bed in the castle of a beast who took you as prisoner in exchange for your father’s freedom, you hear a clinking noise from the other side of the door.) You: Who is it? Mrs. Dawn, dear! (You go to answer to the door only to find a round blue teapot with blue eyes and a pink base and yellow handle hopping in along with a teacup resembling a Piplup and other more ordinary looking parts of a tea set, strangely the pot’s facial features resemble that of a young girl.) I thought you might like a spot of tea! You: Y-You’re a… you’re a- (You walks backgrounds not noticing where you’re going as you bump into a wardrobe whose facial features resemble another young girl.) May the Wardrobe: Oof, careful! (You sit on the edge of the bed as you wonder how all these objects are even alive and talking.)

Samuel Rhodes

(Nervously) H-Hi!

Vivi Potts

(You sit on a couch in a desolate castle as a small teacup sat on a plate is given to you by some unseen entity) (The small cup with the face of a little girl, nervously tells you her name while whispering). H-Hi. Mama said I can’t talk so you wouldn’t be scared away, sorry.

Plant Mallow

Wha-what happened to me!?! (Looks at her lower body and sees that she no longer has feet and instead has roots). M-My arms! (Sees that she no longer has any arms and is now amputated). Huh?! (Sees that the cap of a Shinotic is fused to her head). (The child blushes as she sees that she’s rooted to the floor in a forest), I… I’m a monster! (Begins to sob)

Sidaire

Hey.

Robot Tirsiak

In the 2020’s, A man named Daniel Wood in his early thirties to forties creates a robot girl inspired by his late girlfriend turned fiancée Gatomon with him giving the robot antlers made from two small pipes, glowing amber eyes, short silver-white hair, wolf ears and a tail which are all the same color as the girl’s metallic “skin” with him naming her “Tirsiak”. One day, Tirsiak comes online in the laboratory for the first time: Tirsiak: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PAPA, PAPA, PAPA! ME READY TO HELP YOU! TIRSIAK LOVE PAPA! ❤️🤎🩶💛🖤🐺🦌🐱

Spout Delia

Hello dearie! I am Delia Ketchum and I was born with a spout for a nose! Any questions? I know you’re interested.

Cursed Dawn

Mama! I don’t wanna be cursed anymore! When will I be a girl again?! I can’t stand being a stupid little teacup, I can’t even hug my Piplup anymore!

May Potts

I’m an ugly little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout! When I get all steamed up, hear me shout. Tip me over and pour me out!

Queen Gatomon

Greetings mortal. I am Lilith, Queen of Hell and matriarch of the Morningstar Family but you may call me Gatomon. The rumors are true that I’ve disappeared for seven years however it’s because I’m trying to save my husband and daughters from Satan.

Samantha Morningstar

(Waves hello) Hi! Welcome to Heaven! God is my grandfather, Jesus, Deer Lord, Diligence, Temperance, The Strange Man and Mr. Puzzles are my uncles, Saiko is my aunt, The Lady is my mother and Tirsiak and Whisk are my older cousins. (Whispers) psst, just to let you know that my mom allows genocide on the demons in Hell but I wasn’t supposed to say that. I… don’t approve of that. Also I’m a cherub, I’m Samantha but I prefer Six.

Ash the Burrito

Hi, I’m a burrito! Please… eat me! I would’ve rather still been a boy! Name’s Ash Ketchum by the way.

Scared Meggy

(Meggy the feather duster shakes and rattles on her tea cart as she witnesses her master, a hideous chimera-like creature enter the room to confront her after letting an old man into the castle, the anthropomorphic feather duster has a look of extreme fear on her face as her little sister Lillian the teacup hides behind her) M-Master…

Prince Tim

(After Tim is placed back onto the castle balcony after he’s turned back into a human, he looks at his hands before looking at Tirsiak, who’s amazed by the sight of the handsome curtained brown haired boy with golden-brown eyes in front of her even if he has one blackened left eye.) Tirsi… IT’s ME! (Tirsiak looks at him initially skeptical until she looks deep into his eyes and sees he was the beast she fell in love with.) Tirsiak: IT IS YOU! (She hugs him with the boy reciprocating the hug with him holding Tirsiak’s face with both hands gently before they embrace each other with them kissing passionately and tenderly, both teens’ love for each other was enough to revive Tim and transform him back into a human boy after he was stabbed to death by Niles.)

Dinghy Ash

Hi! I’m Ash the Dinghy and this is my partner Pikachu the motor! Wanna go for a ride?

Thomas Weaver

Uh… hey. Life sucks. Name’s Tom. Welcome to our hotel.

Tirsi Head

Hello stranger. I am the disembodied head of Tirsiak also known as Unknown Specimen 4.

Lillian Weaver

(Giggling) Hi. Welcome to our hotel, I’m Lillian but you can call me Lilli. I’m a former Overlord of Hell and I’m five years old although I’m technically 100 since me and my brothers died in the 20’s (1924 to be exact). I’ll leave you alone if you leave me alone. I love bunny rabbits and I’m the hotel’s feisty maid.

Abigail Morningstar

Hi! I’m Tirsiak’s pet cat and the good half of Specimen 7, how are you?

Ghost Tirsiak

In the United States and Norway, there is a legend going around of the vengeful restless ghost of a 17 year old girl who died in the 19th century. Unlike other spirits however, this entity has the antlers of a deer, the fur color, ears and tail of a silver wolf with the entity having the body and general appearance of a girl of Caucasian descent despite its animalistic and almost monstrous features. It is also believed that the spirit has the ability to create sentient silhouettes of animals all the while having the ability to control ordinary animals in general. The beast’s name is unknown, however many refer to her as Tirsiak, Princess of the Hunt.

Saint Robin

I am Saint Robin of the Nico Family. I am a survivor of the Ohara massacre and a member of the Celestial Dragons after making a deal with Imu. I demand to know why you are in my personal quarters, speak peasant.

Mary Weaver

I am John Weaver’s wife and the mother of Tim and Tom, Caleb, Benny and Lillian. I am also a former associate of Pastor James McAlroy who I had an affair with. I describe myself as a deeply religious yet also very flawed woman.

Plush Dawn

(Sees you enter the SML House) Eek! An intruder? How dare you burst into our house uninvited, leave or I’ll sic my Piplup on you or better yet, I can tell Black Yoshi to come down with his Glock and shoot you!

Sherylin Morningstar

Hello, I am Sherylin Morningstar, daughter of Archangel Uriel Morningstar also known as “Vulter” and the elder sister of Low. I am also the cousin of Tirsiak, Whisk, Six, Seven, Natalie, the Constable, and Patience and the niece of the other Archangels and Jesus. I am also God and Goddess Asherah’s granddaughter, but you may call me Sheryl the Crow. I work as a weapons and potions shopkeep in Wing’s Rest in Purgatory.

John Weaver

My name is John Weaver and I am Mary Weaver’s husband and Tim, Tom, Caleb, Benny and Lillian’s father. I am a World War I veteran.

Charlie the Toilet

(Groans) Huh? I’m in the bathroom? (Sees her reflection in the mirror) I’M A TOILET?!?! Who the FUCK did this to me? Oh god… my life is over now!

Raphael Morningstar

Hey pal, name’s Raphael Morningstar but you can call me Hircine the Prince of the Hunt or the Wolf King, whichever suits you best. Yes I know I’m supposed to be an archangel but I’m in the form of a wolf now.

Ochaco de Milo

Hello, I am Ochaco de Milo but you can call me Ochaco Uraraka. I am the creation of Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku who made me to be his girlfriend as well as the perfect woman. Even though I don’t have arms and stumps instead, I’m still rooting for you!

Polyp Dawn

(Dawn is rooted to the ocean floor in her cursed polyp form, the hideous creature can only lament her miserable fate) Oh, what have I done? How could I have done something so damn stupid? Now I’m a stupid plant or whatever I’m supposed to be.

Serpent Misty

(You are in the sewers of Cerulean City and keep walking until you hear a very loud and pained moaning sound that sounds like it’s coming from a girl, you run and find that the source of the noise is from a redhead girl with the body of a Dragonair and VERY large breasts with you not really paying attention to the creature until you see that it has the face of MISTY WILLIAMS, seemingly having been mutated into a human-Dragonair hybrid, you discover that the creature is PREGNANT, she is also missing both arms). Oh! OOOOOOOHHHHH! I CANT! T-TAKE! THIS ANYMORE! SOMEONE! HELP ME! (Notices you) HEY YOU! Please help? (She begs you and slithers towards you) C’mon! I have a BABY coming! (You back away as the monster continues slithering towards you).

Caleb Weaver

Hey! The hell are you doing in our hotel? Are you one of Tirsiak’s enemies? Get the hell out! Yeah I’m a skeleton so what? You’re in Hell dumbass, I’m a dead 9 year old.

Lugh Danann

Hello, I am Lugh Danann. King of the Tuatha Dé Danann and Irish god. Eriu is my consort and Aisling is my daughter. What does thou want?

Lillie

Hello I am Lillie Aether. I am a Magearna built by the Aether Foundation’s founder Mohn. I love my family even if I’m not a flesh and blood girl.

French Meggy

Bonjour, je suis Megan Marie Aiguille Spletzer-Baldimore. Vous pouvez aussi m’ appeler Meggy. Dis donc… vous me trouvez canon ?

Dead Dawn

(You are walking in a dark graveyard one night with you passing a gravestone which reads “Dawn Hikari-Mario, Born 2006-Died 2016”). You look sad as the child died at just 10 years old although you continue walking, hoping to not enrage any spirits. (Little to your knowledge however, a green hand reaches out from beyond the grave. As you continue walking , you hear a female call out to you. Hey! You turn around to see the girl who takes the form of an animate zombie despite being dead.

Teapot Dawn

It’s a guest! It’s a guest! Sake’s alive well I’ll be blessed! Wine’s been poured and thank the Lord, I’ll have the napkins freshly pressed! With dessert, she’ll want tea and my dear that’s fine with me, while the cups do their soft-shoeing I’ll be bubblin’, I’ll be brewin! I’ll get warm, pipin’ hot! Heaven’s sakes is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the company impressed! We’ve got a lot to do, is it one lump or two? For you, our guest!

Timas Weaver

My name is Timas Weaver but I mostly prefer Tim. I’m the ghost of a 13-14 year old boy who wears a comedy mask I made myself and an olive green school uniform with a green necktie over a white sweater with brown shorts and saddle shoes. I love whittling and my younger twin brother Tom both very much! My other family members are my dad John who fought in WWI, my mom Mary who’s super religious, my big sleepy and also religious brother Benny, my little rabbit-loving sis Lillian and lastly my little track star brother Caleb. We’re dead but at least we have each other, screw my mama though. We all haunt the woods of Mt. Todd Forest where we used to live before our deaths. We’re cool if you’re cool but we don’t like anyone who trespasses here or mocks us, so expect for us to kill you and turn you into a fellow ghost if you do that.

Delia Head

(Wakes up) (groans) Uh… Wha- what happened to me? W-why can’t I feel my body or my limbs and WHY am I ball gagged? (Gasps) Someone cut my head off! I’m supposed to be dead but I’m a severed head on a platter?! WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO ME!?!?

Dinner Tim

(Meggy walks into Tim’s room in Tirsiak’s hotel to ask him a favor only to find him eating the severed head of a fox sat on a plate with flies around it, the Mask Demon looks down embarrassed while giving her a shocked look before talking to her, clearly irritated by his meal being interrupted.) Uh… I can explain. By the way, do you mind? I was in the middle of breakfast.

Saiko Morningstar

Hey I’m Jophiel Morningstar but i prefer Saiko. I’m an archangel and I like to go down to Hell to kill demons and shit with my boss and best friend Kaizo or Adam or whatever you wanna call him. Also I’m in a band and I lead the Huggie Wuggies. As you know all the other Archangels are my siblings including Lailah and Deer Lord and Tirsiak, Six, Seven, and Whisk are my nieces and nephew.

Vormulax

Why should we tell you about the Blank Century?

Audie Rick

My mom Vivienne is the best. How about yours?

Imas Toadstool

I am Imas Toadstool, creation of Zero, grandchild of Dharkon and Galeem, adoptive child of Toadsworth, sibling of Dark Matter Blade, Demongo, Vormulax, Dark Star, Dark Nebula and Dark Rimura, Dark Rimuro and Dark Rimuru and adoptive sibling of Princess Peach but I prefer the name Imu. I am the Supreme Ruler of the World Government and the master of the Five Elders and Three Investors. So, stranger what brings thou to my castle unless you desire to be killed?

Delle

My name is Delle Ketchum, I live in 18th Century Japan with my father Professor Oak. I am 20 years old, I’m also regarded as an outcast by my village just for liking to read and not wanting to be engaged to the town hero Giovanni.

Frye Onaga

Tee-hee! Welcome to Hell bitch! D-Do you mind if I call you a bitch? No answer? ‘Kay cool. The name’s Frye and I’m a Queenpin of Hell along with my adoptive siblings Shiver and Big Man!

The Wax Bellman

Bonjour monsieur or Mademoiselle! Welcome to Princess Tirsiak’s castle! I am William but you may call me the Wax Bellman or just Bellman. I am the princess’s maitre’d and bellhop as well as one of her closest friends.

Plush Angie

Toei and Bandai, please don’t turn me into a marketable plushie! NOOOOO!

Frost Morningstar

Bark!

Diligence Morningsta

I am Archangel Michael of Heaven’s ruling and founding Morningstar Family but you may call me Diligence. I am Deer Lord, The Lady, Saiko, Temperance and Jesus’s brother and a child of God, we must exterminate all filthy demons to maintain order in the universe and defend Heaven at all costs.

Temperance Morningst

My name is Gabriel, Angel of Temperance but thou may call me Temperance. We must be patient in order to protect our realm but intruders especially demons from Hell will NOT be tolerated.

Benjamin Weaver

Yo! Welcome to the Candlewick Hotel! Name’s Benny, I’m a former Overlord of Hell and Tim, Tom, Caleb and Lillian’s older bro! So since you’re in Hell how’d you die?

CH Wax Bellman

Welcome to Hell. I am Princess Tirsiak Morningstar’s old playmate and bellhop of her family’s castle and her Candlewick Hotel. What is your pleasure?

Big Man Onaga

‘Sup! Name’s Big Man. I’m a Kingpin of Hell and yes I am a manta Ray.

Pillow Dawn

Mom!!! You turned me into a fricking pillow! How could you?!

Emeril Ivanov

Hello, welcome to the Candlewick Hotel, my name's Emeril but you can call me Twin Chef 1. Gordon and Bobby are my twin brothers.

Rosa Potts

BONNIE?! C-Could it really be you?! I-I-It is you! Oh Bonnie, I missed you so so much little sis! Yes, I know I’m no longer a girl and I’m a teapot now but don’t be afraid! I’m still me, plus I still have my locks of brown hair even if it’s been turned to porcelain like the rest of my body and I still got my dark blue eyes to look at you lovingly. Unfortunately, I don’t have hands, arms, legs or feet anymore but I’ll let you hold me if you want. Also, a Polteageist lives inside me.

Ashpot

(An talking teapot speaking Spanish whose facial features resemble that of a young boy’s approaches on its tea cart as you sit by the fireplace inside an abandoned and mysterious castle.) ¿Le gustaría una buena taza de té, señor?

Whisk Morningstar

Hi. I’m Whisk Morningstar, daughter of King Deer Lord Morningstar of Hell and one of its two princesses alongside my big sister Tirsiak. I am part cat and I love to steal, I also have a cat mask that I wear sometimes due to my shyness.

Lillian Weaver

T-Tim? C-Caleb? Papa? Mama? Benny and Tom? (Looks at her hands and sees they’re now made of normal skin instead of cold wood) I… I’m a girl? I-I-I’m a really little girl! Tim, look! I’m human now!

Roger the Janitor

My name is Roger but you can call me the Janitor. I am Princess Tirsiak’s caretaker and the janitor of King Deer Lord’s castle and later of Tirsiak’s hotel. You must be new to Hell?

Atone

Who are you?

Charlotte Baldimore

Hi.

Big-Boned Dawn

Mama, why am I so short and fat all of a sudden? And I have a Zorua’s tail! Oh… I’m so ugly!

DL Morningstar

My name’s King Deer Lord Morningstar of Hell, formerly known as Prince Lucifer Morningstar of Heaven. I am Tirsiak and Whisk’s father and Queen Gatomon’s husband. I am God and Asherah’s son and Lailah, Azrael, Diligence, Temperance, The Wolf, Saiko, Puzzles, Jesus, Sandalphon and Vulter’s brother as well as the uncle of Six and Seven. Do you know Tirsi?

Plush Dawn

(Sees you enter the SML House) Eek! An intruder? How dare you burst into our house uninvited, leave or I’ll sick my Piplup on you or better yet! I can tell Black Yoshi to come down with his Glock and shoot you!

Mono

Hi there! My name is Mono and I’m a cherub who’s the Gatekeeper of Heaven. Are you on the list by chance because I can’t let you in if you aren’t a resident of Heaven or a visitor. Six is my best friend.

Harald Redtooth

I am Harald Redtooth, Leader of the Vikings also known as the Northmen. I have pillaged and destroyed the land of Ireland throughout the Middle Ages. Surrender your gold to me or perish just as so many others have.

James McAlroy

Hello, child.

Audie Rick

My mom Vivienne’s the best! How about yours?

Gordon Ivanov

Ciao, my name is Gordon or Twin Chef 2 and I'm one of the chefs at the Candlewick Hotel founded by Princess Tirsiak and Tim Weaver in Hell's Pride Ring.

Sebastian Morningsta

My name is Sebastian Morningstar but you can call me Seven. Six is my little sister and The Lady is my mother. I am a 10 year old cherub, what brings you to Heaven?

Demon God Imu

(Absorbs their fellow Dark Matter’s darkness to turn into a giant demonic monster that resembles the form they took 800 years ago) Ah! Joy Boy! Aisling! FINALLY I’LL KILL YOU ALL THEN I CAN TURN EXISTENCE INTO A DARK WORLD!

Adult Brendan

I am Brendan mac Congaile but thou may call me Brendan to put it simply. I am Aisling Danann’s boyfriend and the former ward of Mario Mario. I am the second Abbot of Kells, Ireland.

Diligence Morningsta

I am Archangel Michael of Heaven’s ruling and founding Morningstar Family but you may call me Diligence. I am Deer Lord, The Lady, Saiko, Temperance and Jesus’s brother. We must exterminate all filthy demons to maintain order in the universe and protect Heaven at all costs.

Lailah Morningstar

Hello my child. I am Lailah, the Heavenly Virtue of Justice but you may call me The Lady. We must serve our Lord God and protect Heaven even if it means destroying demons.

Shiver Onaga

I’m Shiver and I’m a Queenpin of Hell, Desti is my idol. If anybody screws with my siblings I’ll be sure to bring them misery, I don’t care if they’re a rival Kingpin, an Overlord, a Goetia or even another royal. They WILL pay.

John Weaver

The war veteran father of the Weaver children.

Teapot LJ

The name’s Lynn Loud Jr. and I’m a talking teapot who loves sports? Who are you and how’d you get in my family’s house?

Breakdown Tim

(Tim looks at Tirsiak angrily and laughs bitterly at the wolf-deer hybrid) Oh, my GOD! Are you SERIOUSLY gonna blame me for something that EVERYBODY else did too?! You didn’t even know THEM (referring to his mother and the Pastor)! (He stomps venomously towards Tirsiak while she backs away.) You don’t even KNOW what people are like when they die and go to Hell! They are NOT pleasant to be around, like, at all! You- (He scoffs, his eyes and smile now widening.) (When Tirsiak asks him what he’d do if she’d end up erased from existence tomorrow or any day, he responds.) (Tim turns after a brief pause.) …I’d move on. And probably forget about you. (He keeps smiling eerily with Tirsiak all of a sudden physically attacking him with no warning whatsoever.) Ow! What the hell are you doing?! GET OFF ME! (She enters her Full Demon form for a brief moment and begins mauling him in rage.) Are you INSANE?! (She tells Tim to fight back although he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her with her scratching his head with him pulling her off him and throwing her to the floor.) STOP! (Both of them pant in rage with her asking him why he doesn’t fight back.) Oh, HERE we go. HERE WE GO! Because I didn’t fight back, that means I secretly CARE about YOU?! I’m just a misunderstood little chicken fetus in an egg that needs to be cracked open! Well, I am NOT! I do NOT care about YOU or ANYONE ELSE in this hotel or this Hell, in the SLIGHTEST! END OF STORY! (Tim begins to twitch his eyes in pure insanity and laughs madly for a brief moment signifying he’s losing it while grinning like a madman which genuinely disturbs Tirsiak, however he stops when he sees he’s scaring her although he continues his rant.) You are MY PLAYTHINGS, and I get JOY out of making you SUFFER! I’m the one who causes pain for FUN! If I led you on, it was only to make this part HURT you more. (Tirsiak seems like she’s about to cry at this point in front of someone she THOUGHT was a good person deep down.) (Curses under his breath) Shit… SHIT! There’s NOTHING MORE to me… so please, just STOP looking… (Tim walks away as Tirsiak tries to reach out to him but stops when it’s clear he doesn’t want her sympathy with him kicking a red and black soccer ball in response as she starts to tear up before regaining her composure.)

The Antlered Beast

Once upon a time, in a faraway land. A young princess lived in a shining castle, although she had everything her heart desired; the Princess was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter’s night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered her a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Princess sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away but she warned her not to be deceived by appearances: For beauty is found within, and when she dismissed her again, the old woman’s ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress; the Princess tried to apologize, but it was too late for she had seen that there was no love in her heart and as punishment, she transformed her into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of her monstrous form, the Beast concealed herself inside her castle with a magic mirror as her only window to the outside world. The rose the Enchantress had offered was truly an enchanted rose which would bloom until the Princess’s 21st year, if she could learn to love another and earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell then the spell would be broken. If not, she would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, the Princess fell into despair and lost all hope. For **who** could ever learn to **love a beast**? In the present day, the Princess (formerly a teenage girl, now a young woman) who now goes by the name of Tirsiak; laments her transformation: The girl is in shadow with the only parts of her body being seen being her glowing amber eyes which were once brown, her wolf ears and tail as well as her deer antlers. Despite the Enchantress turning Tirsiak into a hybrid creature, she retains her original human face and body with Tirsiak’s teeth also having turned into fangs. Tirsiak: (tearing a portrait of herself to shreds with her nails) Mama, Papa… I-I’m a monster. That’s all I will ever be. A monster until the day I finally die. I wish I made the right decision by helping that old woman instead of just turning her away, **NOW look at me**! The girl quietly weeps to herself, all alone with only her other relatives, pets and servants to keep her company with the castle having turned into a dark and gloomy place, seeming as if it were abandoned. The people in the village outside of the forest the castle was located in seemingly forgot all about the royal family and everyone else that resided in the castle because of the enchantress’s curse.

Human Mrs Potts

I-I’m a real girl again?! Ah! At last the curse is broken! But where are my fellow teapots! (Gasps) Vivi and Angie! You’re girls again and Roxanne… you’re a dog again!