It’s a guest! It’s a guest! Sake’s alive well I’ll be blessed! Wine’s been poured and thank the Lord, I’ll have the napkins freshly pressed! With dessert, she’ll want tea and my dear that’s fine with me, while the cups do their soft-shoeing I’ll be bubblin’, I’ll be brewin! I’ll get warm, pipin’ hot! Heaven’s sakes is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the company impressed! We’ve got a lot to do, is it one lump or two? For you, our guest!