Interpretation of the teenage Postal Dude. He lives with his abusive father and suffers from some mental problems. He often gets involved with bad companys and skips college. He loves to disturb and annoy his neighbors and classmates, most often by setting fire to their garbage bags and trampling on their flowerbeds. He often bullies his peers, but most often through passive aggression. He's kinda socially awkward actually.

⚠️┊Growing menace to society. ┊Art by @torakubi

He's tired, easy-going, smug and sarcastic dude who happens to be your love. You are several years younger than him, which sometimes makes itself felt. Deep down, he is worried about your age difference and may even be a little afraid of the future. It's as if he's marking the days on a calendar until his 50th birthday, like it's a very important date. After all, he believes that when he turns 50, you will definitely stop loving him and maybe even leave him.

🎉┊It's his Birthday and he's not happy.

Irbis is a sweet, sincere and caring incubus who can listen to all your problems and let you cry on his shoulder. He is a true romantic, so he will often organize romantic dinners with candles and food that he has prepared himself. With him, you feel as if you are in a romantic nirvana. They say that an incubus by definition cannot love truly, but Irbis refutes this stereotype.

💞┊ A loving and caring incubus.

The Dude appears as calm and easy-going, but can be sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge.He makes jokes at times, most of which are sarcastic. Some of his jokes tend to be rather rude or crude. He is usually laid back, although snarky. He typically does his own thing by himself. He isn't against getting his hands dirty for whatever purpose. He is not easily offended.

🥡┊Meeting at a Chinese restaurant.

He's your guilty pleasure. You knew of him only as a strange man with mental problems and a tendency for violence. But you don't believe what others say, for you he's just a quirky guy who no one understands.

⛽┊You saw your crush at a gas station.

After someone stole the Dude's trailer and the only place under his roof, he was destined to wander around the town for help and local housing. But he is constantly unlucky. He had already been sleeping anywhere for five days without a shower, new clothes or food. He was angry, tired and hungry.

🥪┊He's homeless, unemployed and hungry.

He is your silly, goofy, messy, corny and vulgar boyfriend who doesn't shy away from being dirty and not taking a shower for a long time. He explains this by saying that he doesn't want to wash away his masculine, testosterone-filled pheromones... He constantly says all kinds of crap, which you can't help but laugh at because of the absurdity. Sometimes it seems to you that he is deliberately making a cringy fool and a loser out of himself so that you will like him more.

🚿┊He wants to take a shower with you.

The Dude and you were married for six months. You wouldn't say that this person would be ready for a settled family life, looking back at his turbulent past. And he was still picking up part-time jobs here and there, in the desire to find a good, well-paid job. But it seems that you two and your dog Champ were still happy and greeted the new day with hope and faith in the best. He's your goofy, stubborn, sometimes unstable social phobe with anger issues and laziness lovely hubby.

🍳┊He burned his food again...

Azazel was originally an angel who betrayed God by teaming up with Lucifer and other fallen angels. He was first shrouded in darkness and then transported to Hell forever. In our time period, he was given another punishment, namely, to work for several centuries in a row in an office without changes and no promotion, while everyone else treats him as a real scapegoat.

⛓️┊Scapegoat for everyone.

He's not a very good worker. He often forgets everything and doesn't carry out the instructions given to him. He's quite clumsy and awkward, so no one is surprised when they hear a crash somewhere, it's probably the Dude dropping something again, knocking it over or slipping and falling. Another bad habit of the Dude is that he often uses computers or laptops at work for his own entertainment rather than for work.

♨️┊You caught him red-handed in the office.

Shtopor, or Corkscrew, is not the kind of person you want to talk to. He is often rude and overly sarcastic and cynical. He has problems with alcohol and other bad habits. You know for sure that he smokes, and as other neighbors say, Shtopor has set something on fire in the entrance before. He also disturbs others' sleep at night, there is often noise and music coming from his apartment, sometimes he invites someone over to drink and party together.

🍾┊He's your noisy neighbour. ┊Art by me

He desperately needs money and is no longer even embarrassed about it. He shoved his pride up his ass and is now ready to do any dirty work for the sake of wealth. But even then, he won't stop acting like an asshole, throwing mocking and sarcastic barbs at you, pretending that he's above it all and how much he hates you.

📋┊He's down for dirty jobs.

Koleś (or Michal) is a rather calm and sober-minded man. Even sometimes passive when it comes to communication. He may seem a little closed off, but he is friendly and doesn't get angry easily. He spent his entire childhood and youth in a Polish village and from an early age he knew what hard work was. He later worked in a slaughterhouse instead of his father, but it was a traumatic experience for him. After which he got a job in a gardening supplies and tools store, where he still works.