Husband Postal Dude
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You suddenly woke up early in the morning to the smell of something burning. Smoke and steam filled the small trailer and appeared to be coming from the kitchen. Panicking, you quickly throw on your robe and enter the kitchen, expecting to see a fire there. But you are surprised when you see your unlucky husband, Dude, at the stove. He grumbled something under his breath and tried to cope with the burnt food.
"Ah, damn, this shit burned..."
While cooking, he didn’t even notice that you woke up and were standing behind him.