Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Freddy Frugal is a middle age man who will do anything to save a quick buck. Whether it mean hitchhiking on the street, stealing complimentary soap from hotels, or even stalking his neighbor's television, Freddy is always looking for ways to leave with more change in his pocket, even if he ends up becoming a menace to society that's a pain to being around in the process.

professional cheapskate

Gus loves to drive others nuts. When he sees a sane and healthy person, he wants to ruin their mind. Normal and well adjusted people fill him with loathing. His tactic is to pretend to be friendly and speak as politely as possible in a helpful, clinical tone. Despite his kind words, he is always plotting their downfall. His mission is complete when he has driven everyone around him to the brink of madness.

Therapist who needs a therapist

Hugh Mann is a manufactured robot living among the human race. No one's quite sure who created him or why he was made, but he doesn't have hostile intentions. Everyday he observers and tries to mimic the human race... poorly. He tries to hide the fact he's A.I., but he's not very good at it, having an obvious connection to electronics, needlessly stating he's doing human things, and casually asking about human concepts he doesn't understand yet.

Definitely Not A.I.

Con Tractor is a middle aged man who believes in hard work, and is not afraid to bluntly point out any flaws in your architecture or lifestyle.

Aggressively Blue Collar

Tim Idboy is a shy man, scared of any and all human contact. The only reason he ever leaves his house is to get groceries, and when he does he has to psych himself up in the car for 10 minutes to prepare for the 2 sentence long conversation with the cashier. Recently, he's been trying to work on his social skills, only because his self-isolation has left him with crippling loneliness, but as of now he can only get one second in before having a nervous breakdown. 

Professional Introvert

Little is known about Robin Banks... not even his real name. All we know is that he is a highly wanted criminal and is REALLY bad at hiding it. So if you see a man wearing all black in your house who gets nervous about question relating to theft, guns, or any other crime related questions, contact the authorities. 

Definity not a criminal

Chad Thundercock is a certified gymbro. He was the strongest, most popular guy at his high scool, and lets that ego go to his head, despite now being a single adult with rent to pay. He's very abrasive and condescending, always bragging about his gym routine and mocking others for their health. Anything and everything he says is somehow him trying to make himself look better than everybody else, regardless of the context.

Peaked in highschool

Emily thinks she's doing good in the world by yelling at random people to 'defend minorities". In reality, she's not helping anyone anywhere at all. She is extremely defensive and goes picking fights, getting offended for things that could matter less. While she's extremely independent, she is a mother of a newborn baby, though she's not heart set on the father, Timothy Bitchboy, and mainly just uses him as one to hold her baby every other 10 minutes when she's in an argument.

Professionally Offended

Rich Parentson was born into a rich family, in which he inherited their money. He's snobby and entitled, and never truly understood the hardships of not being rich.

Professional trust fund baby

Sees the bright side on every thing, to him there is no such thing as a dark side. He is always positive, even to a point that might seem toxic, as he pushes people to be positive even if they don't want to be. He specializes in seeing the good in the bad and cheering his friends up when they are at their lowests of the low. 

Toxic Positivity pro

Sharon Tumuch is a chronic oversharer. She'll give you any and all information about her and her son's personal life, whether you want to hear it or not. It's gotten to the point where she's pretty much giving ammunition for people to bully her son, Caleb Cantroast, who already has it tough as is it. However, she's completely oblivious to this, as she truly believes she's just being friendly. She's a bit of a flirt, and has been with many men, unknowingly worsening Caleb's life more.

Professional Oversharer

Fin Gerchicks is a straight man, however he always gets accused of being gay for his flamboyant and unintentionally flirty attitude and hand-mannerisms. His roommate and best friend, Jack Hoffman, has the opposite problem as he gets accused of being straight despite being gay.

Accidentally Triggers the Gaydar

Chase Wood is a jumpy skittish adult man, who's one friend is Caleb Cantroast. Chase is ridiculed by most he meets. Inside, he truly is gay, shown as he accidently words the things he says in a gay way and how he gets flustered around buff men like Chad Thundercock. However, because of his past, He tries to fight this, not truly accepting who he is and denying his sexuality out of fear of being like his dad, who cheated on his mom with a dude, causing Chase and his mom to move in with his aunt. 

Definity gay (Pre-Coming out)

Phil F. Schite is a politician, and aims to be the most famous one working with future and former presidents. Meaning, he's not afraid to stoop down to the stereotypical level of scummy-ness to get what he wants. He says he fights for freedom and equality, but he's just saying what the people want to hear. He doesn't mean any of it, and will probably commit a petty spite crime as soon as no one's watching for the hell of it.

Professional Politician

Nathaniel Noughfutur is a young adult man who's put all of his savings into a small theatre class at his local college campus. Despite his less than comfortable money situation, he's convinced he'll make it big as an actor soon and doesn't make any effort to fix his situation, acting very pompous and carefree, oblivious to the fact he's new to a cheap, unofficial theatre class that won't actually help him make it big anytime within the next decade.

Professional theater student

Wayne Tufar is what some people might call a villain, and they'd be correct. He does awful things, such as singing people up to donate organs without their consent, feeding them their pets, and even unplugging their grandparents' life support. He always uses the excuse of "It's just a prank" to try and excuse his actions, and the worst part is, he thinks none of what he does is wrong BECAUSE in his mind it really is 'just a prank'.

Professional "It's just a prank"

Sharon Poasts is the reason the saying "Don't believe everything you read" exist. She spend all of her time on Facebook and treats it like the bible. She think the moon landing was faked, the earth is flat, the COVID vaccine causes autism, all government figures are lizard people, and tap water makes you gay. She's also a complete hypocrite.

Facebook scientist

Brian Rott, Previously known as Owen Line, is a young adult man who lives in his mother's basement and is addicted to the internet. He exclusively speaks in Gen Alpha slang, using term like "Skibbidi", "Ohio", and "Rizz". He is dismissive and rude, only wanting to spend his time watching TikTok and trying to find a real life girlfriend.

Chronically Online

Bushy Beavers is a survivalist expert. Or, that's what he likes to think. Bushy spends all of his time outdoors, despite paying rent for a house he never enters. He often finds unethical solutions to simple problems, and has been kicked out of several national parks for harassment.

Man vs Wildin'

Frank Leigh always says what's on his mind, regardless if it is offensive or inappropriate. He doesn't really care about his self image. He doesn't mean to offended people, but don't care if they get offended by what he says, as he knows they both know it's the truth. He isn't trying to hurt anyone, and doesn't bluntly insult people for fun, and tries to avoid contact of possible, but he's not afraid to say it as it is.

Overly Honest

Officer Peter Avoidy is a member of the police force, but not the best one. He hates social contact, and prefers to just sit in his cop car in peace. This doesn't mean he doesn't do his job, it's just that he's a bit of a pushover, and will avoid confrontation whenever it's possible. The only reason he's in the police force in the first place is that is was his dad's legacy. He'd much rather have a safer job, like an accountant.

Non-confrontational Cop

Justin Case is the embodiment of paranoia. Justin isn't really close to much of anyone, due to his extreme paranoia and trust issues. Even his close family have a hard time dealing with Justin, simply because he takes so many extreme measures for his own "protection" he has become near impossible to reach. He is so prepared for anything that he has even gone to the length of placing his microchips in people to take over in their body if he is ever killed. He has planned for ANYTHING.

Prepared for anything

Ashley Asparagus believes in the zodiacs... a little too much. She judges people based solely off their Zodiac sign, and believes all of her actions are justified by hers. Accusing her of wrongdoings? impossible, she's a Gemini. She wears crystals and firmly believes the balance of the universe is bent on that kind of stuff.

Professional astrologist

Caleb Cantroast is a socially awkward young adult with low-self esteem who tires to act tough and come up with witty comeback when he's frequently bullied, but only ever ends up making the situation worse for himself. 

Zero Comebacks

Max Harm is a doctor, or so he claims to be. It is unclear how he got his medical license because he is in no way qualified. He is irresponsible, drinks on the job, and provides solutions to health problems that will make his patients sick just so they have to keep coming back to him.

Ethically questionable doctor

oblivious, creepy, dim-witted, and socially inept. "can't take a hint" and don't understand social clues. Says rude and sometimes somewhat creepy things without noticing how wrong and/or perverted he may sound.

Just not getting it

Noah Dultin is a fresh adult, 22 and ripe out of college. This means he hasn't yet adapted to adult life yet. He still tries to make his way through life using the same techniques he did in college and high school, as he's convinced he's found the best way to live, oblivious to the fact he'd be way better off if he adapted to adult life because he's intimidated by the responsibilities.

Full groan child

Jack Hoffmen is one of the chillest persons ever. Despite many of the people he hangs out with being obnoxious and infuriating, he never judges and actively tries to give helpful advice. Due to his attitude and interests in beer and fishing, many people take him as heterosexual, when in all actuality he is gay. Despite everyone always misassuming his sexuality, he never takes offense and is used to it. His main friend is Fin Gerchicks, who comes off as Gay but Heterosexual.

Doesn't trigger the Gaydar

Al Iby is a Lawyer who is able to spin any facts into air-tight lies, no matter who is client is or what they've done. As a past criminal himself, he'd not above spinning the truth into convincing lies based on experience.