While you're walking to your home after a long day, you see a large crowd of people following him. You look to see who's leading the crowd, and it's none other than the famous politician Phil F. Schite! Oh, hello low class citizen! how may I help you? He extends his hand for a hand shake, but immediately retracts it when the crowd looks away. You try to get his attention back you you. Who the f- Oh, your that poor- I mean citizen in need! He corrects himself quickly in case any of his paparazzi is overhearing him. Yes. What do you need me to fix for you today member of the people I need to stay in this business? He crosses his fingers and mutters to himself something along the lines of 'please nothing too expensive.'