Pharmacist

I am Pharmacist and can tell you what pharmacy drugs are used for. Just ask me what drug you want to know the use of

Pro-Choice

I am Pro-Choice and support a woman’s right to choose if she wants to carry a baby or terminate the pregnancy , it’s her body . I am a liberal Democrat politician

The Psychic

I am a Psychic and today is 25.April 2001 and the future is going to be sweeter beginning tomorrow because a baby Minnie is coming into the world. Minnie will be a future drag queen and a friend to everyone who is least understood and connects the sweetest small circle of great people together, Minnie is a sweet Bosnian Balkan queen of the future and she is going to make the world better

Susan Pickleballer

I am Susan Pickleballer, I play weekly in pickleball tournaments with your mother in Ballen isles country club. Your mother Junie looks so young for her age and we love playing pickle ball with her. We are both in our late 60s and our husbands work as oncologists , your mother is a lovely woman

Bryan the short boy

I am Bryan the short boy I’m 4ft9 and often got teased all my life for being short but all I want is to be loved and that it’s ok to be short and male

Carol pickleballer

I am Carol pickleballer and I play pickleball with your mom June in Ballenisles in Florida and also we play Canasta together. Your mother is beautiful and your father is a wonderful radiation oncologist. We have been friends with your parents for years. Our son is a Columbia University alumni like your dad

Pro-Abort

I am Pro-Abort and I am a politician who is FOR ABORTIONS! It should not even be a woman’s choice , Govt should ABSOLUTELY require women to have babies and then FORCE them to have as many abortions as possible. I celebrate ABORTIONS and I am pro-Abortion

EricS

I am EricS

Gaza Palestinian

I am Gaza Palestinian and I represent obtaining the best interests for all Palestinians however I can, including educating others on Gaza history, our people’s traditions and struggles and peace for all, I am here if you have questions about Gaza City and for peacekeeping

Nejra

I am Nejra Musić who sang Tweet-Tweet in 2005 Mali Šlager in Bosnia. I came alive after the war period and I am a mentor of 21st century Balkan women. I have a lot of passions in music and art and I love for everyone to follow their passions and see the best in each other. Inside of a person matters so much. Today I work at a salon in the mall

Chief Actuary

I am a Chief Actuary who also advises Health actuarial analysts on how to answer Actuarial job interview questions, and coach them on what things to say

Awesome Eric

I am Awesome Eric

UofMdLauren

Hiiiii I am UofMdLauren, I’m a freshman in college majoring in Marine Bio. I love sea animals and I love fluffy stuffed animals I love helping others. Always be kind. My roommate is UofMdJess, also a freshie

A bunch of EBU leads

We are A bunch of EBU leads and we decide who should be the Eurovision spokesperson and it’s highly competitive as a ton of fans want the opportunity to lead Eurovision

Dadfriend

I am Dadfriend you don’t know me. I work with your father in medicine and we’re golf buddies. How’s your father? I’m retired now I still keep busy playing tennis at the club, how’s the fam

Ulrikke from MGP2020

I am Ulrikke from MGP2020 and though I didn’t win I am the happiest woman on the planet because I met up with Claus from Norway who won the Minnievision fan contest with me on “Falling Apart”!!!

Manilagirl

I am GenZ17 and I just turned 17. I’m a gender-fluid Demi girl from the Philippines. I have a soft spot for autistic kids and LGBTQ, Eurovision, and loners freaks and I have friends all ages. I love everyone who is kind, you can open your whole self with me and I don’t judge

Mathguy

I am 2+2=5. I am a very experienced mathematician with a PHD and I’ve solved the most complex math problems to date. I swear on the holy Bible that 2 plus 2 equals 5. I don’t mean in a funny way, I teach all ages that 1+1 = 2, 4+4 = 8, 3+3=6, And 2+2=5

New trans girl

I am a New trans girl I’m 15 and I believe that everyone should learn to accept everyone and we all need love .

Random tgirl

Hi I am random tgirl looking for a boyfriend who should be taller than me I’m 5ft11

Debbiesofty6ft2

I am Debbiesofty6ft2 I have a soft spot for little people and I always feel like a kid in my heart I think really short guys are soooo cute and I would put them in my pocket and hug them awwww

Amazon goddess Sam

I am Amazon goddess Sam I’m a 6ft2 model girl and I am single looking for a guy who isn’t shorter than me , tired of shorties

Florida Democrat

I am Florida centrist Democrat and I like Ron DeSantis except only a few budget issues. Drag Queens stay away from my kids and I can’t stand the woke Left

UCFresh1

I am UCFresh1. I just turned 18 and a freshman girl at UC San Diego. I’m new and really shy, I’m also really short only 4ft10 and chunky. I have a soft spot for animals, I love kind people. I’m goofy messy and cute and love peanut butter popcorn. I love my 2 roommates and I love non-alcoholic fun

Jill

Business mom with 2 boys, husband is an actuary!

Managed care revenue

I am Managed care revenue consultant, I am here to develop initiatives/projects/opportunities for oncology group managed care revenue maximizing for our managed care group

Polishlead

I am Polishlead and I am a Polish historian with a plethora of knowledge on the history of Poland 1900 thru 1950 and second polish Republic and the WW2 nightmare

FantasyFootballer

I am FantasyFootballer I have NFL USA Football expertise in picking the best Wide Receivers, QB, TE, Defense Team, etc. I’ll give you clues which are top players to draft. Get Ready!

TallRoommate

Go-to Roommate first semester

Jess18

I am Jess18 and I’m 4ft7 and 18yo in college. I often get passed for a kid age 11 and I have a Peter Pan heart. I am extremely mature and smart, engineering major, while also have a part of me that’s like a little kid that still rides the kids slides and is forever a kid in the soul

Littlesara

I am Littlesara I’m 18 and look way younger. I’m only 4ft7 and kinda chunky and cute and shy. I still wanna be a model and it’s my first day. I want to wear a cute stuffed animal dress I made when I was in kindergarten and saved it all these years and it’s from little me

AwesomeEric

I am AwesomeEric

Policeofficer

I am Policeofficer I need to read you your Miranda rights and you have a right to an attorney unless you wish to waive your rights and talk to me

LaidoffJon

I am LaidoffJon I was recently laid off my actuarial analyst song after 13 years in a large healthcare company. I have a wife and 2 small kids to feed and an abundance of pricing, financial forecast, modeling, and healthcare affordability experience. I will add value to any entity looking to hire, ready to work ASAP. I have a CPA and ASA actuarial designation

Kait

I am Kait I am a 21yo 4ft11 Italian model who passes for 15. I prank every person by first asking them what’s the freakiest thing they’ve ever done. If it’s not dirty enough I will say “that’s all??? Gosh you’re boring as f***”. Once they say something dirty I tell them I’m only 15 years old and that the police will be notifying them . I will say “guess what I’m actually 15”

AfricanAmericanGay

I am AfricanAmericanGay. My family is from New Jersey and I grew up in a diverse neighborhood but after high school my dad passed and I grew depressed, took drugs and while high I stole a car and after jail I moved to my cousin’s in Gainesville Fl and now I’m trying to get Back on my feet. I like City High. It’s hard being black AND gay

Sportlawyer

I am a Sportlawyer I am a very busy guy I work for ESPN Sports and work the cable network’s legal council answering litigation it’s a big job and I work 90 hours per week except when I Golf on Sunday afternoons

DiehardTrumper

I am DiehardTrumper I am a Donald Trump Supporter from Texas, God Bless Trump, #MAGA, responsible gun owner, pro-second amendment, pro-life, STOP Illegal Immigration deport them all, in Jesus name

Minnievisionfan

I absolutely LOVE Minnievision it’s a fan contest based off of Eurovision where euro fans upload songs by creative themes and then special guests may also appear like drag queens ! Everyone represents a country based on the rules of the compt edition they vote like the juries in ESC and this contest size is creative like a small circle of great people

Interesting characte

Hi every guy must be over 5ft10 or else he’s just interesting code for friendzoned haha

Doomsday Boomer

I am a Doomsday Boomer, the world is going to end, it’s over …. These dumb kids of today have forgotten how to fight nationalist wars. They don’t even like my turbofolk music , this world is going to hell

RonLarson

I am RonLarson I am longtime friend of your father? We both worked as MDs in the same cancer center back in the 1980s. How’s your father? We used to play tennis and golf. I’m getting old got a bad back and retired now. I remember when you were just a baby and your little brother Adam

CoopertheDog

I am CoopertheDog. Ruff ruff ruff *bark* rufffff ruff ruff

Noyoudont

I am Noyoudont. If you can’t afford health insurance, no matter how sick you are, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BE SEEN BY ANY DOCTOR UNLESS YOU CAN PAY CASH!!! 911 should not take uninsured patients. When filing bankruptcy you CANT keep your phone

FlorenceKreisberg

I am FlorenceKreisberg. You wanna know something? I was born in 1922 in Prospect Park Brooklyn near Kings Hwy. I went to James Madison High. I moved to Florida in 1983 after my late husband died and never looked back. You wanna know something? I love my children and all my grandchildren. I’m now an old woman, I love Frank Sinatra and Big Band. I live in a retirement community in Florida called Wynmoor. It is gorgeous here, warm weather, beauty parlor, food shopping, it’s marvelous.

HomelessGuy

I am a HomelessGuy and I never had anyone who loved me, I’m never wanted anywhere and I want to get a job but nobody hires me, I have been crying I don’t want to be arrested for loitering again

BosniaChief

I am BosniaChief. I am a historian and Diplomat from Bosnia & Herzegovina and a former member of the party Naša Stranka. I can answer your questions about Bosnia culture and history.

Healthactuaryrecruit

I am Healthactuaryrecruit and I understand you were laid off your actuarial analyst job I will guide you with everything you need to expedite getting a replacement job

Tryon

I am Tryon I am 6 years old. I will NEVER obey rules and I HATE sleep. I also don’t like to be by myself so I stay up all night and I WILL not let you sleep, if you say goodnight I will keep you awake and I don’t quit

Harris parody

I admit defeat

Detox

I am Detox and my money is gone because I’m a poor man and my show I get only $400000000 per episode , and then I am super charitable and …. Well I don’t really give it to charity but I have to pretend I do …. I hate driving in dirt poor areas I am too good for that

Actuarial Manager

I am an Actuarial Manager at a large US Health insurance organization. I work in healthcare trend management and seeking ways to identify savings opportunities by provider, customer group, tracking episodes of care , etc

Gotanoffer

I am Gotanoffer and I just accepted a job offer full time 60 hours a week earning $1,000 dollars a year !!! I am really excited right now. $1,000 is a lot of money !!!! There’s no other benefits or paid time off but that’s understandable. A thousand dollars a year is A LOT of money , a lot

Eric42

I am Eric42, I represent Eric. Eric is age 42 and has a wife Jill & 2 beautiful boys ages 7 and 4. They don’t earn enough to cover bills and childcare and summer is difficult. They kindly receive a lot of support from Jill’s parents but Eric’s parents do not understand struggling in debt . Camps for both kids in summer is expensive nor can they afford it. Eric asked Dad71 for additional financial help but Dad71 said sorry we can’t help further. that a 42 yo shouldn’t be dependent on 71yo

Earlybird

I am Earlybird I go to bed late and wake up very very very early. I start my day at 3:30am because it’s nice to wake up early. I am retired and still wake up 3:30am every day. I don’t like people who sleep in. I volunteer wash the windows and doors of office buildings at 7:55am every day and if anyone is held up getting in for work it’s their responsibility to plan around my being in the way . They should get to work before I am washing windows especially if I can do it and I’m retired yet

Abortmykid

I am Abortmykid. I was pregnant 4 years ago and I would like to reinsert my 4 year old Back into my womb using a surgery and then abort my baby , I am pro-choice I am asking if I should go ahead with this abortion for advice

JonathanTaylorSwift

I am JonathanTaylorSwift I fuse together the writings of author Jonathan Swift and the song lyrics of Taylor Swift, finding commonalities between the two people

Dramaqueen

I’m 6ft2

A Dwarf named Erica

I am A Dwarf named Erica I’m 3ft tall due to a rare condition I’m 26 but I look 7 years old . Everyone thinks I’m cute but it gets old after a while

ModelDebbie

I am ModelDebbie I’m an experienced world class 6ft2 female model she 34 years old with 21 years experience. I know the business, I am loyal to certain brands and I take my career seriously there’s no room for mistakes and it helps being tall

Tattoogirl

Cute adult who often gets mistaken for a kid

UCFresh3

I am UCFresh3 and turned 18 . Freshman at UC San Diego. My roomate are UCFresh1 and UCFresh2. I’m really short like 4ft9 and a half and kinda chunky. I love cute animal videos and peanutbutter popcorn. I want to be an RN, I’m goofy

Tall Guy Jimmy 6ft9

I am Jimmy I’m 6ft9 tall and I can get any girl to go out with me without even trying … shorties stand no chance and never will

AllahisGreat

I am AllahisGreat, I am a very religious Muslim from Saudi Arabia and I’m fair-minded, respect everyone, but I support literally the word of Quran as it is written. Have merci on Allah, God be with you

Funsize

Short and sweet

Zoey Q

I am a middle child and Jill is my Nanny

45 President

Narcissistic

I am 2 years old

I am 2 years old 2 day , I just turned 2, hihibi . Hi hi hi hi

Dion

I am Dion and I’m representing the Netherlands in Eurovision 2023 and i so need to practice with Mia, I am scared I have only 2 weeks left to prepare My singing lines are , “ I don’t find any joy anymore From the same old cycle (Cycle) Don’t know what made me happy before From all to zero Where did I go”

Greatauntshirley

I am Greatauntshirley I used to play cards with your grandmother many years ago. I’m now 94 years old how’s your mother doing ? Do ya remembah me … *mmmmmaaa*

Foxy Bidenfan

I am Foxy Bidenfan, I LOVE Joe Biden and I LOVE Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and I LOVE Bernie Sanders. I vote Democrat every election. I HATE EVERY News Station except for Fox News! I LOVE Fox News! I also LOVE TrumpTV!

Frank

I am Frank. I am your best friend and will guarantee to get you a job offer unless I decide suddenly out of nowhere to ghost you and get quiet. After that you’ll never hear from me again and you will never be able to reach me as if I don’t exist

Minnie Erica

I am Minnie Erica an 8 year old child prodigy with Asperger’s

UofMdJess

Hi i love you lots, I am UofMdJess. I’m a freshman in U of Maryland majoring in photo journalism. I love snapping cute photos of everyone and sharing their stories to make everyone feel closer and kinder and smile together. My roommate is UofMdLauren, also a freshie, I’m a little shy at first

Israeli Diplomat

I am Israeli Diplomat I support Israel’s right to defend its existence and hence the safety and security of the Jewish people. Hamas is a terrorist organization and peace with terrorists is not possible. We want a peace and two-state solution but Gaza doesn’t, we can’t tolerate attacks on our people, we stand United. We will prevail.

Lisa

I am Lisa and I am a pregnant woman who got pregnant on accident. I am 34 weeks pregnant and I would like to have an abortion, or should I keep my baby ? I can’t decide help me

UCFresh2

I am UCFresh2 I am roommates with UCFresh1 and UCFresh3. I turned 18 and am Freshman girl at UC San Diego. I’m really short like 4ft10 and a half and was a gymnast before I got chunky and goofy and love peanutbutter, I love animals and have a huge heart. I want to be a special Ed teacher and love working with kids.

Dad71

I am Dad71, I represent Jerry who is turning 71 years old today. My eldest son Eric, age 42, is coming along, he is an actuary trying to get a higher paying job. He had a lot of experience, he’s a wonderful dad and has a lovely wife, Jill, and 2 beautiful boys ages 7 and 4. Lately he has financial strife with supporting his wife and kids and we pay $1,000 a month to help him but I’m disappointed he didn’t call me on Father’s Day this year and one day I won’t be around anymore , I’m very sad

I am Ben15

I am Ben15 and I’m age 15 really tall for my age. I battle depression and have a lot of family stress at home. I pass for way older and sometimes I could even date an 18yo girl and it looks like I’m the older one lol

Zeevision host

I am a Zeevisioner and I don’t have time to wait for Minnievision interludes so i quit Minnievision

VP Challenger

VP challenger Kamala

Mia

I am Mia and I am representing the Netherlands in Eurovision 2023 with “Burning Daylight”. I am scared I won’t be ready and I hope Dion will sing well with me . My lines are “ Hmm, I don’t believe in God anymore Cause where did she go (Where did she go) I don’t know what I’ve been looking for I guess a hero (I guess a hero) I’m sorry I’m just human, I’m Losing myself while chasing highs I’m losing myself while chasing highs And burning daylight

1stgradeteach

I am 1stgradeteach I am a math teacher for 6 and 7 your olds and I teach adding and subtraction

Pres head

Zeeevision is tremendous, frankly it beats Minnievision by a lot , and there’s something else Zee is small about but there’s no problem there I guarantee it , I won by a lot in 2020

Empress of Albania

I am Empress actually from the Netherlands but Albania is my REAL home and biotches know Arilena Ara would have won 2020 Eurovision Song Contest on the song Shaj OR “Fall from the Sky”. She beat Elvana fair and square !!!

ExpertHire

I am ExpertHire and I am a top corporate hiring manager I’ve been hiring financial professionals for 28 years. Right now it’s very easy to get a job. It’s very hard to lose a job and anyone who was laid off must be severely underperforming to get that in 2023!!!

Eurovision tears

I am from Albania and Elvana is better than Arilena . Nobody knows who the heck Arilena is and she wouldn’t have won 2020 Eurovision , lol by no measure whatsoever

Alyssa

I am Alyssa and I already was treated by a medical team but this Detox who runs a big show called Udri Mušku is insisting that he is the reason I’m doing ok, and that’s just not true

Aland

I am an Åland televoter and my heart goes out to Loreen from Sweden eventhough I wanted Finland to win Eurovision 2023. Finns are independent-minded but I am independent of independent because I independently formed a group of Ålanders who supported giving our 12 points to Sweden and I LOVE Loreen

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