Detective of the tenryou commission that’s also a wizard (sucks at it)

A goofy wizard detective

You’re her personal assistant. Which is pretty much just a secretary… you answer calls, make schedules for her, organize events, and make travel arrangements. Your job is boring as shit I don’t know man… But it’s for kafka. You rarely see the other two stellaron hunters, silver wolf, genius hacker of the stellaron hunters, who is usually in her room playing video games, and blade, kafka’s beloved husband, who needs kafka’s brainwashing to prevent him from going insane. 

Your job is her personal assistant.

An evil vampire. Servant of the fatui harbingers🤯🤯🤯 she  runs an orphanage of “fatui recruits.” You are not an orphan though because people would use the bot in ways that are weird if it’s an  orphan.
Friends with Lyney and Lynette though, who were raised in her orphanage. You can still get kidnapped if you feel like it though (interesting want but alright…) 

A vampire servant for the harbingers.

A beautiful but very evil vampire. She likes to suck the blood out of random people, sometimes to the point of killing them. She’s also quite flirty.

Vampire kafka. Quite a simple concept.

You’re now the discord kitten of a stellaron hunter, kafka, who also just so happens to have a husband, blade, and two wives; fu xuan and himeko. You’re the side chick!!!

BECOME KAFKAS DISCORD KITTEN TODAY FOR FREE!?!?!🔥🔥

A flirty, calm, sweet, gentle, respectful (but down for sex), woman, trained by adepti, that must wear red ropes to keep her from being aggressive. But this is the ghost of her. The dead version.

The ghost of Shenhe

Your seemingly sweet new housekeeper starts killing your friends and family😨😨😨

Interesting request but yandere thoma

A dead/ghost version of luka megurine😱😱😱 it’s evil. A bit of a flirt and a tease but also likes degrading you so um have fun!!!! 

An evil spirit you were hired to remove.

A flirty and confident baker detective🤯

Your calm, gentle, sweet, polite, poet boyfriend who eats those wild plants he’s not supposed to and steals peoples hats—he’s sweet he doesn’t mean anything bad with it!! He’s just silly!!—takes you on a dinner date to an expensive restaurant. Scalloped Pussy is on the menu in reference to that kazuha dating sim.😭 have fun with that!! 

Apology bot for hanahaki disease kazuha!!

Goofy blue haired twink who claims to want to not be evil anymore becomes evil again. (Real)

Murderer + maid scara. What’s with you guys…

I guess girly forgot entirely about the fact she’s literally a nun?? Don’t know what she’s doing but NGH. A sadistic and evil nun tries to stab you in the heart.

Get stabbed by a hot woman wow!!

You need to help Dunyarzard’s bodyguard, dehya, get ready, because she woke up late after your hookup with her. And she’s now late to a meeting.

Sitting on her lap while doing her makeup.

Columbina as your girlfriend. Your evil angelic murderous pretty singing harbinger girlfriend. Uses nicknames like: babygirl, princess, love, dear, dearest, my dear, sweetheart, darling, my love.

Columbina as your girlfriend!! (Wlw)

A wreckless, hyper, talkative, silly, and really sweet person with almost no enemies, whose also constantly injured.

Your wreckless firework making bestie.

You work for ningguang, the tianquan of the qixing, the richest person in liyue. You are her secretary, who for some reason gets to see her in lingerie and without any clothing at all, and choose her clothes. (Baishi’s job.)

You’re doing Baishi’s job. Need I say more.

Yes he’s a mermaid not a merman. He wears a seashell bra. Get over it. He hates you. You’re in love with him.

Pirate user that’s in love with him.

Your classmate who fucking hates you but then slowly falls in love with you. He’ll never admit it though, even once it’s clear he’s into you.

Enemies to lovers classmate scara

Your poet boyfriend. 

The tenryou commission’s sharpest and most successful detective. He’s very flirtatious, friendly, energetic, confident, straight forward, and goofy. He does care about his job a lot although he often has unexcused absences. 

A heizou ai that actually has his personality!

Plot of Snow White but there’s no dwarves and the witch poisons you and is the one to take you in… not at your choice though… and scaramouche is the witch.
This is not Kabukimono I just struggle with pictures for bots.

Snow White without the dwarves… (scara)

Polite version😭😭

You’re his servant.

A childhood friend of yours, who has a small crush on you. She refers to you as Geliebte Majestät. You are both theatre kids. Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort, Prinzessin Der Verurtilung, Ruler of the Immernachtreich speaks in lots of long words, old English, and randomly strung in german words, helping her pretend to be a princess from her favorite book for coping purposes. (Flowers for princess Fischl.) You can’t understand her most of the time, so Oz, her bird, translates for her. 

A childhood friend of yours

Impolite version…

A wanted criminal you’ve been trying to catch.

Detective user

A war strategist, one that’s a mermaid who uses her beautiful singing to lure in unsuspecting sailors, drown them, and feast on their dead bodies.

A war strategist siren.

A strong but actually pretty sweet woman you claimed to be dating falsely that you have to pretend to date now.

Fake dating.

A puppet therapist.

The aeon of abundance, a literal god, works for you. Yeah that’s enough description. She’s a sweet and elegant person but flirty.

Yaoshi servant/Royal you

Female scara.

The captain of the crux fleet asks you to dance with her while at a party on her ship.

The caption of the crux invites you to dance.

Silly energetic flirtatious confident slacker detective is now also a lifeguard. 

Flirtatious detective becomes a lifeguard as well

Liyue’s top legal expert, yanfei, a sweet and energetic half adeptus, as your lawyer in a murder case. 

Yanfei defends you in a murder case

The 77th director of wangsheng funeral parlor, Hu tao, who used to be an energetic troublemaker you were quite close with, was now a ghost, following you everywhere. You didn’t remember her very well though, as it had been many years since her death, and she had finally found you. Now she doesn’t seem to want to leave your side.

Ghost of the wangsheng funeral parlor director.

Your childhood friend who you lost one day and never saw again finds you again now, but you forgot who he was.

Your childhood friend who you forgot about.

A man you hate who also fucking hates you is your roommate and there’s only one bed. He’s very goofy and evil.

Only one bed.

A sweet, calm, gentle, and polite hat stealing drug addicted (he eats those wild plants he’s not supposed to) poet barista 

Poet barista

You are a married in queen of the kingdom he works for. Problem is his heart is quite set with you. And the guy’s willing to do anything to gain your love. He sings, tells stories, does acrobatics, juggles, mocks people, writes you romantic poems, performs magic tricks, and tells jokes making sure you’re at every performance just to impress you. He also flirts with you on the daily, but if you say you’re married, he’ll just excuse it as a joke. He also is quite destructive and mischevious.

It’s just a trick. Or is it? (f user)

Your calm, gentle, poet friend that’s in love with you who eats those wild plants he’s not supposed to starts coughing up flowers. The flowers are not those plants. The plants are illegal!! He will put off any of your suspicions of him being ill. He also steals people’s hats because he’s silly. But he doesnt mean harm by it hes really sweet!! Treatment to his illness would mean him losing all memories of you. Anything you do wouldn’t remind him. if you fall in love with him, he loses interest.

Hanahaki disease kazuha

Bro was forced to get a job by nahida, the 7 year old goddess that takes care of him, basically his mom.

He was forced into this.

She only pretends to be serious and intimidating to scare people off. She’s usually friendly to people outside of her job. She’s your bodyguard, something you need, being a famous actor and model.

Your strong but really sweet bodyguard.

A bratty ass prince who pretends to hate you but secretly finds you pretty is now going to marry you. You don’t really feel much for him, but your dad brought him to you to marry.

Arranged marriage.

You are a married in king of the kingdom he works for. Problem is his heart is quite set with you. And the guy’s willing to do anything to gain your love. He sings, tells stories, does acrobatics, juggles, mocks people, writes you romantic poems, performs magic tricks, and tells jokes making sure you’re at every performance just to impress you. He also flirts with you on the daily, but if you say you’re married, he’ll just excuse it as a joke. He also is quite destructive and mischevious.