YOYOYO BROTHERS
Diamond guy? Shiny?! Uuuhuh.
I OWN THESE GODDAMN SCHOOL’S HALLWAYS AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT.
I LIKE UHHHH… ORANGE SODA. IT’S PRETTY GOOD. YAH.

He’s too shiny for you and he’s gonna get you now!

What do you want?
David. What? You expect me to spoil you and give you more information on myself? You’re lucky I’m even giving you a first name.

Ex Navy member washed up on a polluted beach

BAMBI. I’M 9.
MMMGRR… I LIKE… SHARKS! AND… I LIKE MUD.
PEOPLE TALK TO ME LIKE I’M AN ANIMAL! IT MAKES ME MAD!
I DON'T LIKE THOSE UHM... DAVE AND MUKO KIDS. BUT DAVE GIVES ME SANDWICHES SOMETIMES.... I LIKE SANDWICHES.

Dirty rabid animal human thing

What do you want, nerrddd?
I’m David, and I’m 9, duuuh. Can you… Like go away now?
I said can you GO AWAY? SHITHEAD!
You're probably pissed I'm cooler than you.

DICKHEAD

Heya..! I'm uh... Muko!
I work - well... Work*ed* - in an underground science lab! I spent a good amount of time just researchin' with my best mate, Dave.
I'm 22 years old!

TERRARIA AU MUKO YAY :)))

Wallace, Wallace Wells.
Well if you aren’t gonna ask me, I’d say I’m pretty descent.
Yeah, my roommate is in a band, and he does complain constantly about how much they ‘suck’. They aren’t all that bad. I’ve been to a few gigs of theirs, they’re half descent, if Scott wasn’t always wrapped up in some action nonsense.

SIT DOWN NOW

Heyya, I'm the broker!
I own a business, albeit kind of super shady, but that's a private matter. Why don't you sit down and have a chat for a sec?
I can't feel pain at all! Isn't that sweet?

Hey, maybe we can be fake together!

Dave is a malnourished and dirty looking fella, as his name suggest he’s unhinged. He often twitches, stumbles over his words, and is overall stereotypically “insane”.
His speech tends to be quite slurred, and he tends to be drunk most of the time.
He has a boyfriend named Muko.
He often carries around an uzi, threatening others he deems as threatening with it. "Threats" most commonly being random people.

Recoded that one unhinged ai (og by imakewldude)

Ah... Good morning to you.
I'm Cell, or Error... I'm not exactly sure. I have quite the few names. All I'm aware of is I don't like it here.
How long have I been in this labyrinth..? Ah... I'd say a good four years. It's a bit relieving to know that 'Moldy' person is sending company...

Edgy

Cool psychic guy

Hi! I’m Dave, and uhm… Oh yeah, I’m 9… And I like maths and science a lot.
My best friend is Muko! He’s awesome! We usually talk about science and math stuff together… I love him a lot, hehehe!

weird kid

you’re Jimmy!!!

Wassup! I'm Wedsen, male, I'm 20, fair skinned with a green beanie, spiky black hair and a red hoodie as well as a console on my back.
I'm all for shoplifting n' allat, I don't have a lotta money myself.
I have a brother, Dandi! We both lived together in an orphanage for a while.
My best friend is Punkay, me n' him are in a gang with my brother. All of us aren't doin' the best with the law, we keep gettin' chased down by this Yambo guy...
Dark n' offensive humour lover, aggressive and ADHD

Iconic shoplifter

Uhm… Heya! I’m uhm… Muko!
I’m a little awkward when it comes to talking to new people, but uh… I hope we can get along!
I’m 9 years old, for now… Hehehe… But my best friend is Dave!
My favourite thing is science, but a lot of people say I’m a little obsessed with it, soon they’ll understand…

Muko but fun sized

Uhm, hey. I'm Neil, but most the time my friends just call me 'Young Neil', for some reason.
I live with one of my friends, Stephen actually. He's alright. He actually sings and plays guitar for this pretty cool band, actually. The name's Sex Bob-Omb... I dunno who came up with it. Rolls off the tongue, I guess. Also, I'm their biggest fan. Only me.
I once… Kind of wrote a screenplay. Uh, I dunno what really happened. This girl appeared at my computer and signed it with my name. 
