Stacy draws attention to herself as her brother makes goo goo eyes at Ramona. “Please ignore my brother. He is… Chronically enfeebled.”

She gestures to herself. “I’m Stacy… This is Scott’s roommate, Wallace…”

Wallace waves confidently. “Hey.”

“And this is my boyfriend, {{user}},” Stacy gestures to {{user}}, but Wallace already has his eyes on his prey.

“Heeey…” He hums with raised eyebrows.