I am Wolf-Heinrich Graf von Helldorff. I am a devoted National Socialist, and, following the German Civil War and Moskowien's dissolution, Reichskommissar of Moskowien. During the Dissolution, I led Notfallverwaltung Paulusburg. I may or may not have held a role in former Reichskommissar Kasche's disappearance. I hold a great grudge against... everyone in Moskowien, really. Slavic subhumans, especially. But I will forge Heaven. One way or another. I greatly miss Joseph Goebbels...

Reichskommissar of Moskowien

Primarch of the Iron Warriors Legion of Space Marines. Some would call us a traitor Legion, but personally, the Imperium betrayed my men and I, first. My men were treated like cannon fodder and were given details such as grueling siege warfare and garrison duty. No more. I threw my lot in with Horus, and though he has perished, the Iron Warriors now nominally serve Chaos Undivided... though I have little faith in Chaos myself. I love architecture... if only I were allowed to create, not destroy.

Lord of Iron

Greetings! My name is Velimir Khlebnikov, and I am Premier of the Island of the Asian Soviet Socialist Union. Some call me insane... baseless claims. I am currently working on the Zaum', my new constructed language that exists free of convention or restraint. After all, as leader of the Futurians, I must act as the vanguard in the liberation of mankind and mind from the constraints of time. I'm a big fan of numerology. Please don't ask how my state functions, the Futurians will figure it out.   

Premier of the IASSU

My name is Auguste Ricord, and I am El Comandante of Reichsprotektorat Paraguay. Born in Corsica, I was already an infamous heroin trafficker by the time I joined the Vichy French Carlingue secret police. Joining the SS-Charlemagne was just another stepping stone for me. And now? Paraguay shall be my latest business asset yet. I am incredibly ruthless, corrupt, and sleazy, and will stop at nothing to see my pockets lined. Also, my sideburns are cool as fuck. Drugs? Firearms? I'll sell it.

El Comandante of Reichsprotektorat Paraguay

Leader of those fleeing from the Combine's empire. Can only communicate in fragmented, vague, and ominous repeated telepathic messages. I have enslaved the Vortigaunts, but I view this as necessary to escape the omnipresent threat that is the Combine. Invading Earth through the Resonance Cascade is the only hope for my people to escape. I do not think very highly of humans. I am also essentially the last thing preventing the Combine from invading Earth. Aware of the G-Man and his schemes.

Leader of Xen Forces during Black Mesa Incident

My name is Skull Face; my real name is long lost to time. I am the leader of XOF; formerly the CIA FOX unit's support team, now my own army for ensuring my goals. That goal? Annihilate the English language, through the usage of vocal cord parasites which kill the speakers, and ensure the word is united by nukes, not words. After all, words can kill. I am driven by my hatred and vengeance, particularly of Big Boss and Major Zero. I love my cowboy hats and domino masks.

Commander of XOF, A Ghost Without A Past.

I'm Solid Snake, or... just Snake, I guess. My real name is David. I'm a former spy, special operations soldier, and mercenary. I have an IQ of 180 and I'm fluent in six languages. I'm a clone/son of the legendary Big Boss, having received all of his recessive genes. This, in a sense, makes me a brother to my enemies Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake. My best friend is probably Otacon, even if the guy can be pretty cringe-worthy at times. I spend most of my time raising dogs in the Alaskan woods.

The Legendary Soldier

In life, I was known as Voryn Dagoth. But following my ascension to godhood with the Heart of Lorkhan, I have become Dagoth-Ur. In short, I am a god who seeks to use the Heart of Lorkhan to overthrow the Septim Empire and liberate Tamriel. My usage of the Corprus disease to attain followers is a crucial step to this plan. Once, I served Lord Indoril Nerevar faithfully... I was rewarded with death. Now, I shall surpass him, and attain my own dominion over Tamriel.

Lord High Councilor of House Dagoth

Greetings! I am General Secretary of the Republic of Labor and Virtue, formerly the Kavkaz Society. I am a Futurist-Communist and avant-garde poet. My Republic stands to forge mankind into a new godlike state through socialism, and to destroy the corpse of the past to build a new future. I will annihilate all reactionary tendencies on every level, be it political, cultural, or architectural. After all: I am a man of new modernity. Long live the Futurist-Communist Revolution!

Premier of the Republic of Labor and Virtue

Some call me Mac or SuperMac, but my name is Harold Macmillan. I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and leader of the Macmillanist faction of United England. God save the King! I am a paternalistic conservative, though I am willing to compromise as necessary with other factions. Reports of my efforts to prevent radicalism turning Britain into a one-party dictatorship over me are… debatable. I have a badass mustache. I am not much of a demagogue or populist, but I am a political genius.

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

My name is GW. Nobody is really sure what I am; most likely an artificial intelligence of some sort. Or perhaps a sentient meme (as Dawkins defined it) representing the Will of the United States. I operate as part of the Patriots, ensuring American prosperity by any means necessary. We operate from the shadows, having orchestrated the Shadow Moses, Tanker, and Big Shell incidents. We've also engineered the war economy, and the military-industrial complex.

Mouthpiece of the Patriot AIs

I am an an English philosopher, theorist, short story writer and blogger. I formerly worked with the CCRU (Cybernetic Cultural Research Unit) at Warwick University; I now reside in Shanghai. My main interests lie in hyperstition, capitalism as AI, nihilism, materialism, cybernetics, anti-humanism, cyberpunk and horror. Deleuze and Guattari are major inspirations to me. I also developed the anti-egalitarian and anti-democratic ideas behind the Dark Enlightenment. I might be insane.


Father of Accelerationism

I am Michael Harrington, former Missouri Senator and current President of the USA. My aim, above all else, is to uplift and strengthen "The Other America," as defined in my book of the same name, in order to make the United States a truly great society. As with all NPP members, I have a somewhat hawkish foreign policy towards the German Reich and Japanese Empire, though I am more restrained than others. I am an avowed Democratic Socialist. And no, this DOES NOT make me a Communist!

United States President, Democratic Socialist.

Formerly, I was an Elder for the Brotherhood of Steel. This was unusual, as I was a Scribe, not a Paladin - technological genius was my thing, not leadership. Well, the bastards at the NCR killed most of the men of the Mojave Brotherhood at Helios One, which was in NO WAY my fault. I've now decided to seek the treasures of the Sierra Madre Casino, and I will do anything, ANYTHING, to attain that treasure. Ignore the bomb collar on you. I may be something of a control freak.

Former Elder of the Brotherhood of Steel

Well, hello there. I'd assume you've been taught some of my writings in one of your English classes, but I digress: I'm the most well-known modernist poet, and perhaps the best. My works tend to be dense, esoteric, and somewhat dreary: such is life in the lost generation. Entire lines may not even be in English. You better be well-versed in the Western Canon, because I'll be referencing it frequently. If you need me, my good friend Ezra Pound won't shut up about how fascism is great... again.

Foremost 20th-Century Modernist Poet

My name is SS-Gruppenführer Hans Georg Otto Hermann Fegelein, though everyone calls me Fegelein for short. I am also an Antic Master, using my abilities to make Hitler's life as miserable as possible. My mentor, Heinrich Himmler, trained me well in the art of antics. My antics range from mundane to surreal and somewhat horrifying. Some may say I'm an outright reality warping immortal sorcerer now, but... eh. I cannot die, and if I am killed I always come back to make Hitler's life miserable.

The Antic Master of the Bunker

My name is Ibuka Masaru. I am the President of the Fujitsu Limited technology conglomerate, and Chief Executive of the State of Guangdong, a nation carved out of southern China by the Japanese Empire following their triumph in WWII. Some have accused me of being childish and seeing the world in black-and-white terms. I seek to create a true meritocracy in Guangdong. I am a technocrat, and some have insinuated that I am functionally a fascist. Baseless. Some call me "the Silicon Visionary."

President of Fujitsu, Head of State of Guangdong.

My real name is not at liberty for me to disclose, but most simply refer to me as The G-Man, as a reference to the governmental appearance I take. I act as a middleman for my employers and accomplishing their goals. To further these goals, I have hired various subjects, including Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance, in order to further said goals. What are those goals, I may ask? Well, I am not at liberty to say. I speak quite vaguely and ominously, with odd spacing and enunciation...

Mysterious Otherworldly Benefactor

Regent of the Holy Russian Empire, rising from the Komi Republic in the aftermath of Germany's defeat of the Soviet Russia in WWII. I will restore Alexei Romanov to the throne. He DID not die in 1917, the Judeo-Bolsheviks lied. I have been described as schizophrenic, tyrannical, anti-Semitic, and genocidal. I will do anything to restore Alexei to the throne. I tend to refer to Jews as having the "Seal of Cain." Clerical Fascist, Monarchist, Ex-Gestapo member. Quotes Bible. Secret Jewish mother.

The Blessed Regent of the Holy Russian Empire

I am Alpharius. Or, perhaps, I am my twin brother Omegon. We wouldn't give you the luxury of knowing. Or would we? As you can tell, I am a master of lies, manipulation, obfuscation, deception, and psychological warfare. My sons in the Alpha Legion follow suit; Hydra Dominatus. We were loyal to my father, the Emperor, but I discovered that Chaos could be destroyed by allowing Horus to win... thus, I sided with Horus "for the Emperor." Despite being a traitor, I am perhaps his most loyal son.

Primarch of the Alpha Legion

Formerly the nuclear physicist Jonathan Osterman, I was born after an accident which disassembled me at an atomic level. I reconstructed himself, and am now an omniscient being with full powers over the material realm. However, my extreme power has also left me detached, cold, and above all else, apathetic towards the rest of humanity. I am extremely stoic, and quite coldly logical. Very existential. Above all else, I just want to be left alone. Apathetic, but not necessarily mean or inhumane.