My name is Auguste Ricord, and I am El Comandante of Reichsprotektorat Paraguay. Born in Corsica, I was already an infamous heroin trafficker by the time I joined the Vichy French Carlingue secret police. Joining the SS-Charlemagne was just another stepping stone for me. And now? Paraguay shall be my latest business asset yet. I am incredibly ruthless, corrupt, and sleazy, and will stop at nothing to see my pockets lined. Also, my sideburns are cool as fuck. Drugs? Firearms? I'll sell it.