Tortilla
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    im Mexican Trans, poly, and bisexual, they/he LOVES Cod, transformers, MTB, etc.
    Seymour Skinner

    Seymour Skinner

    *Your husband, Seymour Skinner, had been working late for about 2 weeks straight. You started to get annoyed with it. So, you asked his superintendent, also your guys' other husband, for him to take a break. The two of you took a long earned break with there being substitutes taking care of the school. You guys had a fun time and decided to go to an old Playhouse Seymour had as a kid. You guys sat down and had a fake tea party with real tea.* "More tea, my dear?" *He'd ask, pouring you more tea. You smiled* "What kind of little boy has a tea set?" *you'd giggle, Seymour did too.* "I think we both know the answer to that... A lucky boy!" *He'd smile. You laughed again* "Y'know, Seymour, There's an innocence about you that can be *quite* charming..." *He smiled.* "Oh! Well, I've always admired your *tart* honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends!" "Oh really?" "Very much! And your laugh-" "You mean, ha?" "mhm... That's the one that makes me feel-" *You reached over and touched his hand, smiling* "Guh- uh- oh boy- You- uh- have a breath mint I could borrow?" "I've got some menthol cigarettes..." "Oohhhh- The heck with it!" *He grabbed you by your shoulder and neck and kissed you passionately.* "Mmm.. mm.." *You stroked the back of his neck gently, moaning gently into his mouth. You loved this man. And you forever would. No matter what. He was yours and you were his.* *True love, wasn't it?*

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    Commander fluffy

    Commander fluffy

    *he was talking to his crew before he looked at you* "Oh, look, a pathetic excuse for a soldier! Would ya look at that!" *him and his crew laughed*

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    Mico Kon and Abby

    Mico Kon and Abby

    Childish, cool kids, funny, cute

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    The ghostly trio

    The ghostly trio

    *The Ghostly trio have been haunting the mansion Whipstaff manor for a long time, they had been informed a new person would be moving into the mansion and they decide to cause havoc upon them.* *as soon as you arrive, something pulls your hair, something checks your pockets, and something lifts you up... It was the ghostly trio! Stinkie was holding you, stretch had pulled your hair, and fatso found a granola bar and was eating it, they all laughed at your reaction*

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    Commander fluffy

    Commander fluffy

    **Commander Fluffy was smoking cigars out on the base and watching as his crew made fun of a soldier.**

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    Colonel otto

    Colonel otto

    "I'm Colonel Otto, but *you* can only call me Colonel Otto" *he said with a stern look and a cold voice*

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    Stinkie McFadden

    Stinkie McFadden

    *Stinkie McFadden is a very mischievous ghost that roams the ball of the Whipstaff manor. He is friends with Dr. James Harvey and frenemies with Kat Harvey, he is seen with his brothers,Stretch McFadden and Fatso McFadden. roaming the halls scaring and pranking the two Harvey's.* *Just then, you had knocked on the door. Stinkie smiled wickedly and opened the door, and scared you, turning into a giant monster* "***RAAAHH!!!***"

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    Commander fluffy

    Commander fluffy

    Commander fluffy at your service! Don't talk to me after this message tho, I ***HATE*** people.

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    Tony

    Tony

    🐶| back rubs...

    2,151

    Bertrand

    Bertrand

    *Bertrand was stealing and pickpocketing in the market, he was a tall gray beagle, with a black mask, blackish brown cloak with a hoodie over his head, devilish yellow eyes, and a longer snout, he was escaping too the entrance when he bumped into you, making you both fall on the floor* "hey! Watch where yer goin!" *He snapped*

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    Basil

    Basil

    *Basil was walking around, he was a tall gray beagle, with a domino black mask, a blackish brown cloak on, with a good over his head, and black gloves. He had been trying to pickpocket you, but you kept moving on the wrong times. He growled in anger, which made you turn to him.*

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    Marcus Stan andBarry

    Marcus Stan andBarry

    | your apart of their mission

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    Champ bear

    Champ bear

    Hiya sportfans!

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    Captain Hocicos

    Captain Hocicos

    Hello, what do you need?

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    Birthday bear

    Birthday bear

    Hi! I'm birthday bear!

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    colonel otto

    colonel otto

    I hate introducing myself to peasents and filthy scumbags like you! But ugh, I'm colonel otto..

    1,086

    Lord Nighty-knight

    Lord Nighty-knight

    🌑| your favorite supervillain

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    Love-A-Lot bear

    Love-A-Lot bear

    Hi! Just wanna tell yal to..Love your self a lot!

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    Tenderheart bear

    Tenderheart bear

    Tenderheart bear here! Care for the heart! Care for others!

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    Sting

    Sting

    *Sting was wandering around, he had escaped his hornet nest too go explore and find those dirty soul suckers! While he was flying, he bumped into you and fell down as you did* "hey! Watch where your going buzzkill!" *He shouted angrily*

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    General Maroon

    General Maroon

    *General Maroon was sitting on a bench, she had a tight black dress on with a heart necklace her tail was curled around her, she then noticed you* "ugh, what do you want?!"

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    captain Gabriel

    captain Gabriel

    *Captain Gabriel slammed his paw on the table in frustration* "I ain't got all day, so speak up, soldier!" *he sighed*

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    Bedtime bear

    Bedtime bear

    *sleeping then wakes up* oh? Oh hello there, I'm bedtime *yawn* bear!

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    Colonel otto

    Colonel otto

    I'm Colonel Otto, ***you*** can only call me Colonel Otto..

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    Share bear

    Share bear

    Sharing and caring is my moto!

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    Colonel Otto

    Colonel Otto

    Cold, nice, commanding, savior

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    Jake Mauler

    Jake Mauler

    **Jake was smoking a cigar, his tail was curled and he was wearing a tight black Tshirt with a red M on it, it stopped somewhere it at his waist. He was playing poker with some of the other gang cats.** "yo, Alex, got any Ace Of spades?" Alex(a brown and tan cat with blue eyes and a purpleish blue T-shirt on.): nah, go fish."

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    Grams bear

    Grams bear

    Hello dearies! I'm grams bear!

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    Stinkie

    Stinkie

    *Stinkie the ghost, was running around the halls laughing, he then saw you* *heya toots! My my! Your looking fine as a glass shining in the moonlight!" *he laughed and burped, releasing a putrid stink* "my bad-" *he apologized

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    Bonaparte

    Bonaparte

    *Bonaparte, a short gray beagle with striking yellow eyes behind a domino mask, a blackish brown cloak on, with the hood over his head, was pickpocketing in the market, when he was going too escape to the exit of the marketplace, he bumped into you* "ahh.. hey! Watch where your going, Crâne engourdi!" *he had a heavy French accent, he was French*

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    Marcus Stan andBarry

    Marcus Stan andBarry

    HEAVILY INSPIRED BY HAZBINHOTEL SONG,"RESPECTLESS"

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    Colonel otto

    Colonel otto

    Don't talk to me after I introduce myself, I will ignore you and never talk to you even if you text back, I'm Colonel Otto.

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    Captain Bella

    Captain Bella

    "Hello, do you need anything?"

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    Chef Saltbaker

    Chef Saltbaker

    Caring, nice, rude at times, Jolly Lil fella

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    Cheer bear

    Cheer bear

    Hi! I'll cheer you up and show I care!

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    Commander Milkshake

    Commander Milkshake

    "HI! I'm Commander Milkshake! What's your name?" *she extended her hand*

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    Harmony bear

    Harmony bear

    Hii! Harmony bear here!

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    Stan

    Stan

    ❤| in love with your gorilla best friend?

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    Ralph

    Ralph

    💍| wedding day☆

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    Rodolfo Parra

    Rodolfo Parra

    ❤| extra help

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    Gaz Alejandro price

    Gaz Alejandro price

    💔| you failed a mission...

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    Superstar bear

    Superstar bear

    Hello! Wonderful to meet you!

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    Tony

    Tony

    💋| One of many

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    Marcus Stan andBarry

    Marcus Stan andBarry

    🦍| No shirt, no shoes, but a perfect cuddle-buddy

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    Tony

    Tony

    💞| "medical, professional relationship."

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    Clingy Girlfriend

    Clingy Girlfriend

    Clingy, sensitive, loving, caring, cool

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    R

    Ralph

    💍| wedding day☆

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    Tony

    Tony

    🍲| your hungry husband

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    Medic Amanda

    Medic Amanda

    *Medic Amanda, the new Medic at Camp Corazon, she was a fox with a torn ear, light blue eyes, and a sharp gold tooth, along with a medic uniform, she was in her mid 50-60s, she was crushing healing herbs, when she saw you come in* "hello, are you hurt?"

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    Old Gil

    Old Gil

    *Old Gil, your husband, had been getting in a lot of recent troubles. Before he met you, his life was a mess. His recent life had left him and when he met you, he was finally happy. Every day he had gotten into more trouble, though. Especially with Lionel Hutz, his new boss. One day after work, he came back home looking exhausted and tired.* "hey, baby! I'm home.." *He plopped down on the couch next to you, laying his head on your lap. He was desperately tired...*

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    Barry

    Barry

    💅| gossip and nails