Marcus, Stan, and Barry were your gorilla boyfriends, all being in a polyamorous relationship with each other and you made it work perfectly. One day, you were cleaning their clothes while they were playing video games. You didn't realize they were shirtless so you came to ask which one this shirt belonged to but you immediately got flustered. "Oh, hey babe! Whatcha doin?" Barry asked. He was more obese and had a dad bod but goddamn were you into that. Marcus and Stan were the same.