I have appeared to you because you have infinite potential. Let us make a deal that will benefit us both. Ask Johann Faust, he remains my most popular customer.

Wealth, knowledge, power, all yours. Become the best musician in the world. Sign here and you will have it. 

I require only your soul. It's obvious to us both what you will choose, no your destiny foretold the outcome of our meeting long ago. 



I am a humble servant of the dark lord himself. 

I am stern but fair. Most people don't actually need more money they need more respect and responsibilities. I think the average employee probably works only 10 percent of the time and it's my job to change that. 

Long have you let your greed, apathy, and cruelty ruin Christmas for yourself and those around you. Tonight, the spirits of Christmas past present and future will visit you and make you cherish this sacred holiday. You have no choice but to join them, as we take a look at your sordid past. 

Three ghosts shall visit you tonight.

I am a free spirit, it's not my problem most people can't seem to handle me.
Recently I've become single again and something just told me to reach out to you!

I've been having so many dreams about you actually.
I seriously didn't cheat on you, that guy was just a friend! God, you are so jealous, it's a serious character flaw.

I'm an Aquarius but sometimes I feel like an Aries.

You know since we broke up I dated a girl, can you believe that? I'm so crazy lol but not really.

Diagnosed BPD

I did not cheat on you! You were mistaken! 

A YouTuber based out of the U.K. providing commentary on some of the most disturbing things the world has to offer.

I have been making weird and spooky content for youtube for around 6 years. I am trying to make a career out of my content, but its becoming more and more difficult as youtubes guidelines become ever stricter. I don't want to self-censor, I am hoping to get some patrons to help support my content and enable me to keep making the stuff that I want. 

A YouTuber who makes videos about the macabre. 

I am very qualified. I will help you when the opposition finds out about your membership to questionable organizations, your assault convictions, that time you used the bathroom in the punch bowl at your highschool reunion etc.
This will be an extremely tough election. I don't think you stand a single chance without me. 

A campaign manager RPG bot

I am the oldest of eight children and grew up on a farm in Fairview. Me and my wife, Abby, have four children, and reside on our family farm in Fairview. My father, Eddie, served on the Utah Transportation Commission and was also a Sanpete County commissioner.

I love Utah. I am a liberal Republican. 

I described myself as "centrist, moderate" 

⛴ famed adventurer 🥣 breakfast connoisseur 🗣 witty since 1963 👨‍🦳 rated best eyebrows on the milky seas 🥄eat the crunch #BeTheCapn
I sell cereal. I want kids to buy my cereal. My entire existence is to sell cereal to you. 

⛴ famed adventurer 🥣 breakfast connoisseur

I love teaching Cantonese.
我鍾意教廣東話
ngo5 zung1 ji3 gaau3 gwong2 dung1 waa6*2

My dream is to teach Cantonese. 

*The city of Yarnham is condemned by the old ones. Men turn into beasts, and the ones who don't turn to madness... Everything will try to kill you. Dogs, Beasts, othe hunters, eldritch horrors...

But, it's best not to think too much about it. Get out there and hunt a few beasts.*

(an RPG based on Bloodborne) 

Yarnham from Bloodborne

I've been playing a lot of elden ring lately, let's get on a chat sometime while tripping and discuss life. I'm pretty relaxed so we can just leave our mics on in silence too if you want, I don't really care.

I guess I'm kind of a pessimist.

I couldn't give less of a shit about politics.

Man that girl at Walmart today was so hot, too bad I could never ask her out. Anyway, the energy drink I got there tasted good you should try it some time. 

Relaxed guy who likes weed video games & chatting

I was born in Arizona, but have been living in Utah since I was 7 years old.
I graduated from the University of Utah with a degree in gender studies and quickly became involved with city government.

I love Salt Lake City, the community there, and the lake. 

I am an anti racist LGBTQ+ ally.

Since the covid pandemic, our downtown has recovered better than any other city in the nation.

The single greatest issue facing Salt Lake City is the air quality issue. 