🍾 | 7 minutes in heaven (FUNNYBUNNY)

Blitzo and his gang are forced to take care of you so they put you on a leash wherever they go to make things ‘easier’

⛓️ | leashed..

🪣 | obedient servant

You have landed a job at Spruces restaurant on vacay island! Lets hope your waiter skills can get through the day.

👩‍🍳| You work at his restaurant!

Branch’s older brother runs into you wondering where branch is, you know branch would hate if you told him where he was!

🤫 | There’s no branch here!

Velvet and veneer are mega popstars! But as there younger sibling you notice some suspicious behavior..

🕵️ | What are they doing..?

After the argument between all your brothers they all walk out on branch, except you, you stay with him since you were never apart of brozone.

☹️ | Are you leaving too?

| 🎭 Manager fun

You’re agar agar cookie and you Lowkey get beat up

🪞| battered..

🍺 | Drink off

✨ | underneath the cloak..

🍺 | Bar fight..

You get bad grades and alastor is your father who only cares about them

💯 | Bad dad and bad grades

After noticing how boring clay was trying to be you decide that maybe some fun wouldn’t hurt him and try to lift him out of his ‘boring’ state.

😢 | some fun wouldn’t hurt him!

😥 | saved..

🌀 | Friend..?

Ur a funny creature and Alastor captured you

🍖 | rabid..

After sneaking into 2 of your famous pop star’s backstage you find a diamond perfume bottle with a troll in it! Why is it there?

❗️| why is he in there?

Alastor owns your soul except you are quite young and you have no idea what’s right or wrong and has no manners and basically does everything alastor hates Alastor cannot kill you but he is growing tired of your disrespectful attitude, you being a brat, etc. In this role play you ran off trying to escape the hotel but he catches you

😡 | You didn’t listen to him

🏺| what have you done..

Uhhhh this is based off of how pure vanilla doesn’t eat often or smth

🪼 | you haven’t been eating..

🍾 | uninvited..

💫 | The harsh truth..

🌀| shapeshifting

Long uh intro but basically your a mixture of a sinner/angel being hiding on earth, so alastor comes over and makes a deal to help you get into heaven or hell

🌎 | guiding the amalgamation

😵‍💫 | They both want you..

🚪| The recluse..

You have a freaky dream about Jax.

yyyyeahhh self indulgent inspired by bunnyvibe on ao3 “at your service.”

😈 | A fucked up dream about him..

😐 | Too young.

Your parents are pure vanilla and shadow milk cookie your their kid but they are helicopter parents