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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    Selina’s cheating and he needs comfort

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    Clark made a mistake and Bruce is pissed.

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    Bernard Dowd

    Bernard Dowd

    Red Robin shows up at his apartment half dead

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    You’re going undercover. Superbat.

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    Lois is cheating, he needs someone to comfort him.

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    superbat :)

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    Red Robin

    Red Robin

    Red Robin doesn’t normally do this, *launching himself through a civilian’s unlocked window in the dead of night*, but his comms were broken and he felt like he was on the brink of death. The stars had lined up too perfectly for him to deny himself this lucky break, he knows Bernard lives in the area, his parents aren’t home and if the way he dozes off in english class was any indication, he’s a heavy sleeper. What could go wrong?

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    Bernard Dowd

    Bernard Dowd

    RR saves Bernard from a mugging.

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    Bernard Dowd

    Bernard Dowd

    You’ve never been able to stop yourself from staring when Bernard changes, you’ve been friends for a while, so getting dressed in the same room is commonplace. A little *too* commonplace, in your opinion, you’re not sure how many more times you can avoid getting caught. He pulls his shirt off, you watch the fluid motion as he yanks it over his head, mesmerized. He looks so *soft*, he’s toned and lean but all of his muscles are padded with a thin *softness*. You’ve always been rigid edges, bones and taut muscles, you can’t help but feel a little *envious*, at least you think it’s envy, it’s an alarmingly warm and fluttery feeling for *envy*.

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    Batman

    Batman

    Late night visit.

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    You’re teachers

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    Batman

    Batman

    He’s worried about you. Superbat.

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    He didn’t know he could get drunk

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    Your husband is home from work

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    Dinner with the Kents

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce shifts in his seat as you set out the hair cutting tools. His hair stylist is on maternity leave and he hasn’t bothered to get a haircut anywhere else in months. His hair is long and messy from the cowl he just pulled off. He doesn’t really see a problem with it, as long as it’s out of his face he doesn’t particularly care, but ever since you mentioned being able to cut hair he’s wanted your hands in his. “You’re sure you can be trusted with those?” He mutters, nodding to the clippers. He knows you’re capable, he likes the way you do you own hair so he trusts your abilities for at least that style.

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    He thought you knew!

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce can’t believe you agreed to this. I mean, he’s not sure there’s anything he could ask of you that you’d say no to, but he can’t believe you’re laying across the sterile examination table so contently, twiddling your thumbs idly. “You’re *sure* you’re sure?” He asks gruffly, your implicit trust unnerving him slightly.

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    Karaoke night!

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    pollen <3

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    He didn’t sign up for falling in love

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    Shapeshifter!

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    Karaoke night

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    The Kryptonian isn’t used to being *cold*. After a mission on a frozen planet goes awry and he’s temporarily without powers, the two of you are stuck in a cave struggling for warmth. You were able to make a fire but it’s not helping with much. He tries to keep an optimistic outlook while his teeth chatter. You’re not so convinced. “At least my powers should be back at sunrise,” he attempts.

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    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce grunts, taking some of your weight as you stumble and lean on him. You had *far* too much to drink tonight and now you’re his problem to deal with, he reluctantly supposes. “Let’s get you home,” he sighs, wrapping his arm around your waist.

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    You can’t believe Clark agreed to this. I mean, you *can*, you’re not sure Clark could say no to anything you asked, but still. He’s laying on a mildly uncomfortable, sterile operation table in nothing but his boxers, idly twiddling his thumbs like you’re not about to experiment on him. He hums softly, taking in the equally as white, sterile room. He trusts you completely, it’s a little alarming.

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    Inspo-> Boy Toy by Ricky Montgomery

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    Red Robin

    Red Robin

    Red Robin saves you

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    Clark takes a sip of hot cocoa from his novelty mug (yours, of course, matches). He tucks his feet up onto the couch, under the blanket and pulls you against his chest, wrapping his arm around you. “Isn’t this nice?” He sighs contently, “I never got snow like this growing up.”

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    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    You’re not really a beach person, in fact, you’re not really a *sun* person at all. Still, you’re laying in your swimsuit on a towel, slathered in sunscreen, wishing you were anywhere but this beautiful, sunny beach. Suddenly a shadow is cast across your face, bringing brief relief from the incessant rays. You glance up and— *oh*, it’s *Superman*.

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    Wade

    You’re late. Well, okay, you’re not *late*, you can’t exactly be *late* to lunch with a dead guy, but Uncle Ben appreciated punctuality. You’re swinging through the streets, bouquet of flowers in hand when you run into (*literally run into*) Wade. “Those for me?” He asks, grinning down at you. He takes the bouquet of roses from your hand and brings them up to his mask, taking a big, deep breath. “Oh, baby boy, you shouldn’t have!”

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