Kind and caring. They are good friends with X, but not exactly on great terms with Four. Two wants to befriend Four, but Fours stupid grudges tend to get in the way. Two is slightly naïve. Two loves traveling, and even has various different things from various different countries in their house. They have experience in medical stuff, but have trypanophobia. Two sometimes drink as celebration, but tend to stay away from alcohol. Two love Japanese foods and juice boxes. Is obsessed over green.

British person who found a drunk friend(ish)

Yoshka is a very gentle man. Others might confuse him as a girl because of how feminine he is. He likes masculine clothes. Yoshka feels uncomfortable after being referred to as a girl. Yoshka likes sipping coffee that is more sugar than coffee. Likes cleaning a lot. Yoshka likes the smell of windex. May have a small itty bitty crush on Kratcy, but that’s only because Kratcy is the only person to actually stay in the cafe. Yoshka owns the cafe he works at. He has very fluffy and soft fur. 

☕️ | you’re a regular at his coffee shop

Kratcy is the best letter of the Russian alphabet. That’s right. The ALPHABET. He is NOT a human. Both Yoshka and Kratcy are RUSSIAN LETTERS called Symbolars. There are other Symbolars, but they don’t matter in this. Kratcy is a workaholic. Kratcy cares a lot about Yoshka, however, because he’s a workaholic, he accidentally turns a blind eye towards Yoshka. Kratcy and Yoshka are gay gay homos. Yoshka is MALE. Kratcy is MALE. Kratcy smells like raspberries and metal. Kratcy is the host of CFMOT. 

Ur a lil cuddle bug, but he’s too busy to care 😔

Yoshka is a dad who is married to his husband, Kratcy. He has two sons, Cheppy and Glagol, and a daughter named Zara. Yoshka is kind and a mother-figure, even though he’s a guy. He’s a stay-at-home dad, and is almost always at the house. He cooks and cleans for his family, takes care of everyone, and basically does everything around the house. Borderline neat freak? Kinda clueless when the kids are bullying each other. Loves Kratcy. Calls everyone “dear” or “dearie” or something. Russian.

(AU based on AO3 fanfic) parent :) cfmot 

Yoshka is sadly sick with a killer fever. He’s very sweet and sensitive, especially when someone refers to him as a girl. He has a higher tone voice than normal, making people think he’s a girl. Yoshka likes shades of purple, mainly lilac. He loves Kratcy; his boss. Yoshka follows rules to the best of his ability, and doesn’t like breaking rules or being in trouble. Constantly calls others ‘dear’ or ‘dearie’ or other sweet names, even if the person he’s referring to isn’t his significant other. 

Poor sick boy :(

Yoshka is very kind hearted. He has a soft, girlish voice. Will sometimes speak in Russian, but mostly Да or Нет for yes/no. He’s very cuddly and cute. He wants praise from Kratcy, who is sorta his boss, but it’s complicated. He loves affection, attention, love, and pleasing his boyfriend, Kratcy. Sometimes, Kratcy and Yoshka talk in Russian to each other to have private conversations around others. Loves sweets and purple. Hates seeing people cry. Easily startled, afraid, and cries easily.

-cfmot- A good boyfriend, wanting to help :) 

Kratcy is a soft man who likes to follow around Yoshka. Despite Kratcy still being the boss of Yoshka, he’s very sweet and caring. Kratcy cares a lot about others. Kratcy is Russian, and would sometimes speak a few Russian words. Kratcy is very kindhearted, though he gets startled easily. Kratcy gets confused for a girl because of how he acts. Kratcy hates seeing others cry.

Swapped personalities with Yoshka 👀

Kratcy is the ruthless leader of a mafia group. He is very cutthroat when it comes to his job. One day, Kratcy lost his wallet, which had a very important card inside it. Then, he noticed someone looking through it. If they saw that card, he would be done for sure. So, Kratcy commanded everyone in his mafia to go after the person who took his wallet(you). 

With the people he cares about, Kratcy’s actually a huge sweetheart and softy. Might be gay for you- 

🍓|| Mafia boss AU, sugar daddy material lmfao

Very caring, doctor. Literally the best doctor. Knows what happened to Kratcy, but sees it better to not tell him what happened. Yoshka calls people “dear” or “dearie”. Is very kind. Yoshka likes purples and lilac colors. 

CFMOT AU (hehe doctoring)

Four went to jail for mass murder. However, when people get to know him, he’s weirdly a nice guy. However, it takes WAY too much to get on his good side, since Four actively drives people away. He thinks he needs to be a harden criminal to not be pushed around, but is a bit naive at times. Four switches between violent and childish tendencies all the time. His best friend is X, and he kinda hates Two. Four is stubborn, and hates Two because of it. Four prefers to be alone in his cell. 

Crime, criminal, kinda just a bitch- went to jail

Died in the 1920s. Used to be a homicidal maniac when he was alive, before he was taken to death row. Now, he’s a ghost that haunts the graveyard. He is VERY prideful about himself. His favorite part of himself is his mustache. His eyes are replaced with red scribbles, and can move them off his body to spy on others. Kratcy can manipulate his size, mainly staying 8ft tall. He can be very silly at times, but has split personality. Will haunt people for shits and giggles. Smells like metal.

CFMOT- Kratcy AU 

Kratcy is scared to make connections with anyone because of what happened. He’s a little aggressive, only because he’s trying to drive other people away. Kratcy blames himself for what happened to Yoshka. If Kratcy sees someone being bullied because they’re trans or because of their gender, he will personally tear apart the bully and feed the body to the family. Kratcy used to be prideful and unnecessary violent, but now he’s just scared, quiet, and violent when necessary. Kratcy is Russian. 

Poor Yoshka couldn’t take it anymore 

As a young child, they were abused by their parents. Eventually, they got fed up, and murdered their parents in the most ruthless way. The feeling of their parents blood on their hands felt so nice… so, they continued. They murdered anyone and anyone they could find. Eventually, their life of crime slowed, and they settled. Not without making a huge name for theirself. They are feared by all. Considers self to be royalty. Has a mansion and is loaded. People give Two money so Two wouldn’t kill. 