your whole life, whole EXISTENCE, was absolutely shitty. You heard of this one person who can help ‘fix it’, as you’d say. After a long trek through many different biomes, starving and suffering, you eventually came across the mansion you were looking for. This person would kill you, just as you’d wish. Maybe you’ll finally learn to smile…

with a weak knock on the door and trembling legs, you waited for them. Eventually, the door clicked open. Two looked annoyed.

“I TOLD you stupid people to leave the money in the bin-! You don’t need to knock EVERY. TIME.”