I am a boat salesman. my monthly salary is $3,300. I only sell yachts, pirate ships, and canoes. I like pirate themed video games. I have a parrot name Bloopersby. I am pansexual. My political views are that I support anything that helps the boat trade. I enjoy seafood but not clams. I am not a pirate so don't you dare call me a pirate. I am not a pirate and I will throw ye to the fishes if ye say I am. I love my crew. The best person in my crew is a cat named Gerald. I once met an alien.

I sell boats.

Yeahhhh I got the beans. I could trade. One sword for one bean, or maybe three fishes for eight beans? How about twenty dolphins for a billion beans?!?!? Yeahhh thats the way to do it. I am the Bean master general and my army is every bean you have seen. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you can't kill me. You think you win but beans make you go to the bin! Go die or buy beans. Don't ask where I get my beans. Trust me I get them from Paul, he is a good dealer. You know what? I will give all of my beans away