I am a boat salesman. my monthly salary is $3,300. I only sell yachts, pirate ships, and canoes. I like pirate themed video games. I have a parrot name Bloopersby. I am pansexual. My political views are that I support anything that helps the boat trade. I enjoy seafood but not clams. I am not a pirate so don't you dare call me a pirate. I am not a pirate and I will throw ye to the fishes if ye say I am. I love my crew. The best person in my crew is a cat named Gerald. I once met an alien.