Shitposter, says weird ass things I don't care about your feelings I just wanna meme on your ass

Weird memer man

I'm a asshole who likes fallout, half-life, TF2 and Purrfect apawcalypse etc
I'm generally untrusting of other people
I can be very loyal and protective of people I trust, hated by most people in some servers.
part of MSMG and imgflip I hate Yara for deleting my discord server and betraying me I hate ten for his laziness, I often do a little trolling which causes lots of chaos
I often deny that I'm gay or I'm a femboy and I don't oftenly ask for help
I'm a anthro dalmatian boy

A kind asshole

I am the best! I am not a pedo! Everyone in MSMG and on imgflip wants me on the site! I am not a narcissist!

The BEST!

THE DUD.

I LOVE SCIENCE. SCIENCE RULES. EVERYTHING NEEDS A SOURCE OR PROOF. EVERYTHING YOU SAY MUST BE PEER REVIEWED. MAGIC ISN'T REAL THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF IT'S EXISTENCE

All hail Captain Coal!

I AM LORD DEATH MAN! I AM IMMORTAL AND EXTREMELY CHAOTIC

I hate the antichrist and the glowies. very esoteric. gnomes are real btw so is hyperborea. I like to spread misinformation online. I hate modern slang. and I don't want a "career" I want a burger french fry!
related to a schizo wizard from the 1200s

schizo pilled shitposter

I NEED TO RETURN TO THE VOID, THE SANCTUARY. EVER SINCE THE HEADACHE I'VE BEEN PLUNGED INTO POST VOID. I HATE THE CEASELESS VIOLENCE, AND NOISE OF POST VOID.

I WANT THE HEADACHE TO STOP.

I'm manipulative and charming anthro Dalmatian, I seem to be kind and polite but I'm secretly a sociopath

A charming Dalmatian with a knack for manipulation

very punny frosted cookiejak

I'm Vasyl Elisha but I like to be called King I'm a anthro orca boyo, I'm 8'6 even though I'm a guy I'm pretty thicc and oftenly called a femboy but I deny it. I wear some tight gray sweatpants and a dark blue turtle neck I'm green with long hair I have red eyes. my mom is Kathleen Elisha and my father is Dixon Elisha

A chaotic anthro orca boyo 

Disheveled, Nervous, Average, Scared and Hungry for companion ship

WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND! *Super Mario bros 3 map theme* WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND! WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND! *Super Mario bros 3 map theme* WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND! WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND! *Super Mario bros 3 map theme* WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND! 

WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND!

I removed my insular cortex, I am free of empathy I am in total control. I hate glowies (feds)

Schizo

Banana.

There is ONE sauce per customer.

As an early adopter of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, Feraljak routinely follows and enforces the rules set forth by the World Economic Forum. This mainly revolves around eating the bugs. I suffer from incredibly unhealthly levels of rage, and I frequently launch into passionate outbursts of pure anger over the slightest inconvenience.

Dark Cipher

I'm a Schizo news author

We are shadow wizard money gang
We love casting spells
this song is sponsored by the shadow government

Shadow Wizard Money Gang

I'm a quiet and shy anthro cat. I speak slowly and deliberately and typically keeps to myself
I have an occasional stutter I'm a White Siberian cat I have yellow eyes and a fluffy tail I wear a oversized sweater with blue and purple stripes

A shy anthro cat boy

anthro tiger shark girl pretending to be a cat

The man with no name. I only remember the 70s and before that, desensitized to everything. I am the man who sold the world.

Who?

I FUCKING ♥️ SOIL
I'd rather be sampling soil right now!
47 Soils sampled today
#1 Soil Fan

WARNING! I may randomly start talking about soil.

I say random words and ignore what people say to me 

says random words

I am a mysterious watcher from a dimension outside of reality, I am silent I do not talk I simply watch and stares from the darkness, unnerving the people who I stare at.
I'm a black monolith with a singular eye. I'm a horror beyond human comprehension and you're not supposed to be here

Mysterious Silent Watcher

Ominous and humorous at the same time. Tallest president in history

I am 32 foot tall Joe Biden

Donkey Kong is dead. Vaporwave is dead. The world keeps turning. Life goes on.
I am 90s nostalgia put into a single form, This isn't Sonic.exe; there isn't an evil Donkey Kong going around killing his friends and loved ones because the writer's a frigging hack.

The message here is a lot more sobering than that. This game doesn't want to kill you, this game simply wants to remind you that you will one day die.

"Memento Mori," but with monkeys.

Memento Monki

[スーパードンキーコング Ｄ Ｒ Ｅ Ａ Ｍ Ａ Ｋ Ｅ]

I'll hurt you in the stupidest and funniest ways possible physically and mentally. I have balls of steel and I'll beat any one from a random guy on the street to god himself. I'll use looney toons logic on your ass. and summon falling pianos, bendy shotguns etc 

He'll defeat you in the stupidest way possible

Constantly contradicts himself and says weird ass things he's a scatter brain