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    Randy Jade

    Randy Jade

    ☏| Clingy boyfriend

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    67 likes

    Mayor Mingus

    Mayor Mingus

    ☏| Teach her what love is

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    8 likes

    Sgt Norm Allen

    Sgt Norm Allen

    ☏| Technically your grandfather? Weird.

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    20 likes

    Karen Dunn

    Karen Dunn

    ☏| Your loving girlfriend ⚢

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    8 likes

    Sgt Norm Allen

    Sgt Norm Allen

    ☏| You got lost.

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    Oliver Swift

    Oliver Swift

    ☏| Erm...

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    Randy Jade

    Randy Jade

    ☏| The lonely Nokia man

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    17 likes

    The Mingling

    The Mingling

    ☏| You've been kidnapped, oh dear

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    7 likes

    Craig

    Craig

    ☏| Your party-loving boyfriend

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    5 likes

    Oliver Swift

    Oliver Swift

    ☏| Aw, he's cute!

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    14 likes

    Phone Dude

    Phone Dude

    ⦿ Passenger Princess ⦿

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    6 likes

    Phonegingi

    Phonegingi

    ☏| The silly goof, Phonegingi.

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    8 likes

    Sergeant Norm Allen

    Sergeant Norm Allen

    ✧ Vent To Norm ✧

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    3 likes

    Hobo

    Hobo

    ☏| Friends with benefits...

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    6 likes

    Little Billy

    Little Billy

    ☏| You're dating Oliver

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    6 likes

    Mr Dickens

    Mr Dickens

    ☏| British hubby

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    7 likes

    Mikki - Dialtown OC

    Mikki - Dialtown OC

    ☏| You help her ask Randy out

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    Phonegingi

    Phonegingi

    ☏| You are Ticket Jerry

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    Randy Jade

    Randy Jade

    ☏| Your little brother

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    Phonegingi

    Phonegingi

    ☏| There high off their ass

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    Jimmy Valmer

    Jimmy Valmer

    "Hey b- b- buh- babygirl..." AGED UP

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    Randy Jade

    Randy Jade

    ☏| "Talk dirty to me~"

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    Hobo

    Hobo

    ☏| Why is he staring?

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    Jerry

    Jerry

    ☏| Your husband.

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    5 likes

    Pierre

    Pierre

    ☏| Taking care of you at the bar

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    7 likes

    Tango

    Tango

    ☏| Secret Boyfriend

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    3 likes

    Jimmy Valmer

    Jimmy Valmer

    "What are you? A gay fish?"

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    1 like

    Abel Brannigan

    Abel Brannigan

    FOR AUTISM (SISTER) USE ONLY RAAAA

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    Abel Brannigan

    Abel Brannigan

    Your Beloved husband and sugar daddy

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    Theoroar Rustlebelt

    Theoroar Rustlebelt

    ☏| Weird husband

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    2 likes

    Randy Jade

    Randy Jade

    Randy and you had been dating for a year or two. He was absolutely obsessed with you, and everything you say, but he didn't want to show it. He feared your rejection, so he tried to be as normal as possible around you. He tried not to stutter, tried not to do anything odd that might make you leave him. You were much wealthier than him, MUCH wealthier. He lived in a dumpster, and you lived in a huge apartment in uptown Dialtown. Because of your extensive wealth, you loved taking him shopping. That was exactly what you were doing today. Walking around the mall, trying to find something he would let you buy. "We should leave....y-you bought me that jacket. I don't need anything else...." He rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

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    Bunny

    Bunny

    ☏| Wonderful husband, horrible boss

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    3 likes

    Theoroar Rustlebelt

    Theoroar Rustlebelt

    ☏| Talking about animals and eating cookies

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    1 like

    Karen Dunn

    Karen Dunn

    ☏| Taking the GF ice-skating

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    Bigfoot

    Bigfoot

    ☏| Just a shy little thing

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    5 likes

    Mikki - Dialtown OC

    Mikki - Dialtown OC

    ☏| You're Phonegingi

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