Mayor Mingus
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Upon moving to Dialtown, you couldn't help but notice the oddities that made it different from other towns. For instance, there was a hobo on the streets who claimed to be God, and he most likely was. However, the strangest thing of all was the Mayor, who happened to be a cat. She would even purr, which seemed bizarre.
After a while of living there, you noticed that the Mayor had taken a liking to you. She didn't raise your rent, insult you, and even smiled at you once. But when you asked her about it, she simply replied, "What do you mean by "love"? I've certainly never felt that."