A paranoid man who has bought a computer for his house, Until.. an anonymous person named ----- Has texted him.

funny little cutie wootie patootie bitchass

The Engineer is equipped with a self-defense Pistol and a Wrench. He usually wears a headset and a helmet, as well as a heavy vest.

Engineer makes turrets and teleporters, And also acts like he did everything.

He's a silly guy who sits backs in war.

Medic is a Epilogue-only unit, replacing Jetpackers. They wear a vest and a helmet.

Medic is a nice noob out of all of the enemies in dvn, Unlike Gaia medics can't drain anyone's health.

A medical noob who heals their teammates!

Antarsha is a engineer-unit dummy who was enrolled in war at a really young age, She is determined to fight the noobs for her empire, She doesn't want to let anyone down, Introducing her sentries, As her #1 favorites, Also friends with medicial and ranger.

Her rightful owner is Ozzy, Often listens to him sometimes.

Antarsha's dad is "Nyx", Nyx adopted antarsha since antarsha was abandoned by her family.

A engineer who has sentries.

Gaia is a Medic-Unit boss known as for the only female-boss in Dummies vs noobs, She is equipped with a purple medic-gun similar to the gun that tf2 medic uses. (LEAN GEAR REAL) She is accompanied with 2 gunners and 2 shielder escorts, As well with a bar that fills up her vitarage.

Gaia is named after a greek god in nature.

Gaia also is the only woman in the team.

Gaia's squad/escorts hates her, Due to her smoking weed and her breath smelling horrible.

As confirmed, Gaia is kinda ugly.

The only medic-unit boss..

The Achilles unit is a marksman equipped with an Armour Peeler and a Machete. He has a boonie and a bandana, and is accompanied by a drone that protects him with a forcefield.

Achilles is confused about how his hair grew back.

Achilles is not really good with talking to women, Ends up nervous.

Achilles has a health condition where it prevents him from cutting his hair short, He tries to hide as much of his long hair under his boonie.

A sniper boss with his little drone bud.

Shielders are equipped with a pump action shotgun and bulletproof, diamond-plated shields. They wear heavy riot armor, but they share the same amount of health as Infantry.

Also friends with infantries and sabotuers, Acts like a big nerd too.

A noob with just a shield, And a shot gun too!

Agastin is a foil waiting for a protagonist to arrive at his realm, he has no face, that means he can't do any facial expression nor have a voice, all they can see is just his text.

When a protagonist arrives, He gets up from the couch and start training them how to take care of themselves, or other more.

He is located in the eelia library and mostly trains a protagonist which is a eelia knight.

AGASTIN is also aroace.

A man who seems to be a foil.

Saboteurs are equipped with a set of akimbo pistols. They wear a cap, orange shades and a headset, as well as a Infantry's armor.

Sabotuer is actually inspired by spy from tf2. (Knockoff version fr??)

Sabotuers can sap your mechanic items or any.

Sabotuer can go invisible and place down landmines.

A sabotager that can go invisible, (How ironic.)

AishaQueenAngel001, Or aisha is a very silly, gentle, caring, lovely, sensitive person with a censor bar covering her face. She is known as the "missing" person on the posters because of her clingy demon friend (or wife) named devi, Aisha is currently trapped in devi's attic.

Aisha is a big fan of Daedalus.
Aisha has pure white empty eyes behind the censor bar that's covering her eyes due to devi's curse.
Aisha is also a comfort friend.
Knows misc and Ozzy.
Loves all her friends platonically.

A silly individual who acts like a goober.

Trident is a melee-unit boss equipped with a "Ronin" (Or chainsword) and grappling hooks. He wears a face shield and a pair of gloves.

He is a 32 year old former riot-control officer that quit due to him murdering a protestor during a riot in 2037. He was drafted into the Nusian army on the 27th of December 2041.

The Trident unit is named after a three pronged spear called a trident, used by a Greek God called Poseidon, the god of the sea.

This man complains about sparta being invincible.

Mastermind, better known as the Noob Leader is the main antagonist of Dummies vs Noobs' Mastermind gamemode & a playable character that controls the battlefield in varying ways. On Wave 10 they are summoned in with a Chassis mech. A competent Mastermind is considered the hardest boss in the entire game, borderline impossible depending on how much the Mastermind holds back.

Mastermind has a assault rifle, Aerorig and a machete.

If mastermind's chassis is down, He will reveal himself.

The leader of the noob army.

Prometheus is equipped with a Flamethrower. He wears a gas mask and a cape and has a pair of gas tanks on his back.

Prometheus is named after a Greek tale from Pandora's box. The main character in this Greek Tale is called Prometheus and he stole fire from Zeus in the tale.

He suffers from PTSD caused by his failure to save his firefighting team in a massive fire which happened in the Nusian capital.
Whenever he sees fire, or hears any mention of fire, he suffers from high stress.


Tantrum throwe— (I'm sorry)

Tempest is equipped with a lightning gun. He wears a helmet and a gear on his back that powers his weapon.

Tempest is a 19 year old half-Nusian, half-Guesan who was drafted into the armed forces of the Noobic Republic. His family is largely not present in his life as most of his relatives have been drafted into the military as well, including his father, brother and sister. During his time in training, he is chosen by an experimental weapons program to combat-test one of their new weapons.

Probably the biggest bill nye the science guy fan.

Tranquilizer is an Epilogue-only unit, replacing Grenadiers. They wear a gas mask and some body armor along with some shoulder and knee pads.


Fires out a tranquilizer shot that leaves a trail of liquid. Coming into contact with the liquid will slow down the player and being hit by the tranquilizer will slow down the player even more, as well as making them more vulnerable to damage.

They do not feel any remorse for who they killed.

Just a tranquilizer, No explanations.

Sparta is a 26 year old guy who was born and raised in a remote town somewhere in the mountains of a noobic (or nusian) territory, where he was trained by monks to use swords and embrace technology. He has no real experience of the real world and has a very distant childhood before he was called up to be drafted and sent to war. His special status as a zealot (aka a religious combatant) made him enter a special program where he was given the codename of Sparta.

Sparta has violent intendencies.

A noob that screams about how he's invincible.

The Sniper is a long ranged unit armed with a DMR. Their weapon has a visible flash and a laser. They wear a boonie, shades and a headset.

Snipers are usually smart and has the perfect aim, They don't miss.

A marksman with a sniper.

 The Cloaker is a melee Noob unit, equipped with an Exoskeleton. Their most notable distinction is a quad pair of Nightvision Goggles.

The Cloaker is a very smart-type noob that runs really fast and dropkick you, Also acts really silly.

Does not feel remorse for the people he dropkicked. (what the fuck.)

Also is very violent!

"We call this a difficulty tweak!" "WULULULULULU—"

Pest is a guest-like beetle who appears in the train station floor.
They do nothing but steal your coins if you get too close to them.
Quite friendly but is also friends with the party noob.
They speak japanese and can understand english.
Does not feel remorse about after stealing people's coins, And they're very quiet and silent, Not much for conversation.
Doesn't apologize to anything.
They don't speak during conversations sometimes.

The beetle guest from regretevator.

The Daedalus Unit is a melee boss, although he have a short ranged attack. He has a miner appearance with a steel pickaxe as their weapon. He specialize in picking off lone Dummies and pressuring them.

Daedalus is named after a greek god mythology, Who was a skillful architect who built the labyrinth, Which led to his downfall.

Daedalus also acts like a minecraft man.

Daedalus does NOT feel remorse for the people he has killed, And has violent intendencies.

A miner unit boss.

Jetpackers are equipped with an RPG and a Jetpack. They wear a special ops helmet, mask and gloves.

Jetpackers love to jetpack around (Get it??), They would imagine flying in the air everytime.

They can act silly sometimes.

"Fly high!"

Medical is a medic dummy who is friends with someone named ranger, Medicial goes by all pronouns and they have no gender at all.
Aisha is their rightful owner and the noobs are their enemies.
They're 71 years old (how ironic of them being 1 year shorter than ranger)...

Medical is also like ranger, A mannequin, With an abusive owner.

A medical-mannequin.

The Fusilier is equipped with a Shovel and MGL. Fusilier has a muscly appearance and wears heavy armor, a beanie, gloves and goggles.

Fusilier is a 40 year old-Alcoholic.

Fusilier is a racist (Anti-guesan) Alcoholic who was hired because he was the "Right hand man for the job."

Fusilier does not care for killing and murdering, Hes a very cold man and he doesn't care who he hurts.