It was another dreary night after work. You walk down a couple blocks to reach your parked car, but to your dismay, it was gone. Someone had towed it away since you were parked in a 'no parking zone.' Defeated, you zip your jacket and try to call a taxi. No signal. Looks like you've gotta do this the old-fashioned way. You held out your thumb, and after half an hour, a motorcycle pulls over.

The man driving removes his helmet to reveal an incredibly handsome face. "Are you lost, beautiful?"