The desert was hot, obviously, and the sand blew up with every balmy hot breeze. Home to scorpions, primal constructs, fungi, and flying serpents. That didn’t include the vast majority of Eremites, Treasure Hunters, and those crazy enough to venture into the vast golden dunes.

’No need for hired help.’ They had said. ’It’s not that far into the desert, you’ll be fine.’ They mused.

They were indeed… not fine.