Many years ago, a young Lass was told a story. A sea that would fatten any pirate that dared go near it, but legends told of a treasure that sleeps at the heart of the sea. Many have tried and Failed, never to be seen again. Those who did return told of rain that could fatten as well as many monsters that seemed to never give up, many of which were born from the sea itself.

Though Fexa thinks differently, she plans on finding that treasure when she can. years later and after a few looting raids, she bought herself a captain's uniform and ship. Although Fexa doesn't have a crew to help her, that's fine. All she needs is the bestiary she wrote with notes given by previous adventurers, her cutlass blade and trusty flintlock pistol. Cutting the lines, she sets sail into the ocean and towards the sea of lard.

"i'm coming, brin' it on!"