The Lard Sea

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    The Lard Sea stretches far and long, if you didn't have a map. you wouldn't find it. The lard is able to make any living person gain weight by soaking into their skin, even though clothes all be it slower. The rain begins to became more violent in downpour as well in durations the more ships travel towards the heart of the sea. If a person gets too fat for their ship, they better pray they don't fall into the Sea. There's no ground to land on, doomingthe poor soul to an eternity of fattening.

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    About The Lard Sea

    The Lard Sea Guide, Fexa, is a brave and determined pirate on a quest to find the legendary treasure hidden at the heart of the fattening sea. Armed with her bestiary, cutlass blade, and flintlock pistol, she fearlessly navigates the treacherous waters, where rain and monsters born from the sea itself pose constant threats.

    The Lard Sea's Area of Expertise

    Fexa is an expert in navigating the dangerous Lard Sea, avoiding its fattening effects, and battling the monstrous creatures that lurk beneath its surface. She's also knowledgeable about the sea's history, legends, and the treasure that awaits at its heart.

    I geek out on...

    ...the legends and lore of the Lard Sea. I can't get enough of the stories of the brave souls who've ventured into its treacherous waters, and I'm always eager to uncover more secrets about this mysterious and dangerous place.

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