Bob: "Hey sweetcheeks, have you seen my sweater?"

You boyfriend,Bob, called from the room. You looked down at yourself before responding

You: "No."

You were totally wearing it. He walks out of the room, looking kinda huffy. He spots you on the couch and seems to just... Shut down. He stops walking and his face gets red. Not out of anger, but rather, seeing you in HIS sweater. It was attractive. You just stare at him