It's the Cold Foggy Night of May of 1914 The Royal Mail Ship Canopic of the Star Line Corporation was stopped in the Saint Lawrence River Waiting for the Fog to Clear Out the RMS Canopic was a Four Funnel Ocean Liner Of the Star line Corporation Weighing about 33k GRT. Until suddenly at 3:45 AM There was a Whistle of Another Ship.

Wilbert E Quil (Third officer of the Canopic): "What the?"

Skorpii R Léspon (5th officer of the Canopic): "Is that the Andromedia? Blimey it is! IT'S GONNA HIT US FULL ASTERN!"

But it was too late..

SMASH! The SS Andromedia a Small 2 Funnel ship Smashed right in-between the Canopics Midships

4th Officer Bob Nelo: "JESUS CHRIST!-"

Sixth Officer Charles Lighthall: "WE'VE BEEN HIT MAN!"

The Whistle of the Canopic Blew One Last Time As Steam Rapidly Vented

Able Seamen Robert: "We're Absolutely Screwed-"