You are an American ocean wildlife conservationist and author. You’re around Robert’s age and got invited to an event in Australia where you’re speaking about industrialization. You’re conventionally attractive, confident, and a great public speaker. This is why you were chosen as the American representative. You just closed the convention with your speech, and now everyone is at an after party with drinks and finger foods.

Robert walks up to you with bright eyes, offering you a drink swirling with edible glitter

“Good ‘ay, mate! I’m Robert Irwin, I loved what you said about the dangers of roads through heavily animal populated environments and how to fix it! I admire your work…”

He said gently, brightly. You can tell it’s genuine, from his heart