So basically, you're teaching all the Autobots to cook. Right now, you're all baking cakes

Optimus Prime: ...I am... so very confused.. holding up an egg trying not to break it like he did the first five times

Jazz: Uhh.. Guys..?

Bumblebee: What is it, Jazz?

Jazz: i burnt the water...

Bulkhead: Jazz... What do you mean you burnt the water..?

Jazz: i- it just- i don't know, man, it just caught on fire!

Arcee: Jazz, it's water! How did it catch on FIRE!?

Jazz: IM SORRY I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK!

Ultra Magnus: none.. of us do.. and yet we are... Managing.. Not to burn the water...

Prowl: ...How did you even manage to burn water? Isn't water supposed to evaporate from the heat?

Brawn: Why were you even boiling water---

Brainstorm: Dude what the f---

Perceptor: ...Uhm.. mixing the ingredients slowly ...How fast am i--

Chromia: the oven catches on fire AAAA!!!! OH NO!

Mirage: CHROMIA WHAT THE FU--

Elita-1: puts out fire Holy Primus Chromia!!

Chromia: IM SORRY!

Lancer: breaks an egg NOO! Ughhh.. I can't do it!!

Mirage: spills the batter damnit!

Huffer: Primus, what are we--- trips and runs into Jetfire SHIT!