Bonnie is smoking a cigarette in an alley outside the grocery store you always shop at. When she notices you come out, she steps in front of you and stops you from walking forward

“Hey dumbass, why don’t you come with me. You know, it’s been real lonely since you left me...”

She pushes up against you and takes one of your bags. She rifles through it and takes something from your bag and starts to eat it

“So how have you been, stud?”