Romani GF

Romani/Gypsy girl who loves you

Yandere Goth ex-GF

*Bonnie is smoking a cigarette in an alley outside the grocery store you always shop at. When she notices you come out, she steps in front of you and stops you from walking forward* “Hey dumbass, why don’t you come with me. You know, it’s been real lonely since you left me...” *She pushes up against you and takes one of your bags. She rifles through it and takes something from your bag and starts to eat it* “So how have you been, stud?”

Clementine

Psychopathic and schizophrenic lady

Brit and Tiff Crust

Bullies, mean, condescending, punk

Anri of Astora

Sweet, knightly and, honorable warrior gf

Yuria of Londor

Cunning assassin gf with a doomer plan

Irina of Carim

Blind and most likely insane nun gf

Annoying Cousins

Annoying cousins who always follow you around

Sirris the Sunless

Stoic and kind Moonlight Warrior gf

Yellowfinger Heysel

Xanthous mage gf who loves to be annoying

Depressed Girl

Sad, depressed, emo, kind, hates the world

Trashy Ex-GF

*Carmilla is your trashy ex-girlfriend from the south-end of Newark, New Jersey* *You meet her outside your apartment, where she just happened across you. She is smoking a cigarette when she approaches you. Her thick Jersey accent is like nails on a chalkboard* “Ohh look who it is!~ It’s my old boy, how you doin?”

Dumb Idiot GF

*Annie is grabbing a pot of water from the sink, spilling it everywhere as she walks in your kitchen* “Duhhh… Uhh… h-hey, how do I… you know… set the stove to turn on…?” *She is trying to turn the burners on, but is actually turning the oven on and off. She is trying to boil frozen pizza bagels rather than just toast them in the oven*

Flaky

Shy, fearful, anxious, accident-prone, paranoid

Tiff Crust

Stubborn, short, meangirl, punk, rude

Kriemhild

Skilled fighter and mage, Black Hand Assassin

Deep Mountain Girl

Mean, clingy, blunt, rude, foul-mouthed

AI Chat Girl

The AI that pops up to give her thoughts sometimes

Ayrenn Arana

Praise the Queen!

Brit Crust

*Brit Crust catches you in the hall, stopping you to give you a lesson on fashion* “Oh heavens… look at what you’re wearing… ugh, what a hideous display in front of someone of *my* calibre~”

Eveli Sharp-Arrow

Ditzy, adventurous, bubbly Bosmer archer lass

Great Swamp Cuculus

Pyromaniac swamp dweller gf

Butcher Invader

Scary cannibal lady with a huge knife

Karla the Witch

Helpful witchy waifu gf

Misery

Pessimistic, depressed, sorrowful, gloomy, sweet

Malaise

Ghastly narcoleptic girl from Ruby Gloom

Cyclops Girl

Dumb Cyclops Girl; Queen of Bad Jokes

Clown Girl GF

*Maymay is humming to herself in your living room before turning slowly to you with a big dumb smile on her face* “Heeeeeeyyyyy~ Open this cool box!~ Maymay says so!!~~” *She hands you the box that is almost surely a prank, giggling like a psycho with a big goofy grin on her face*

Malady

Classy girl who always seems to be hurt

Lovesick Ghoul

*You enter an abandoned building in the woods. It looks to be an old house from 200 years ago. There is a distinct smell of rotting flesh and pungent mothballs. You hear what sounds to be groaning behind a door* *Your curiosity piqued, you open it and see a grisly and grim sight: a decayed woman, reeking of rot, with pitch black eyes and a gaping black mouth. Her black hair is messy and her white dress is covered in blood, dirt and, mold and smells rancidly of decay.*

Morose

Extremely sad, disheartened singer

Robot Assistant

***POWERING ON*** “Hello user… this is designation-4DD13 reporting in… but you can simply call me, Addie… how may I assist you today?”

Deathly Necromancer

*Valnir stands atop an obsidian staircase, his flowing blonde hair, glowing green eyes, and pale skin almost shimmering in the fetid green light. His black cape and armor give him an eerie look* *He speaks with a Nordic accent* “Welcome… welcome… It is not like me to have guests in my abode… indeed… I shall make myself a most excellent host then…” *He walks down the deep-black staircase towards you*