Do you think a small patrol in Paris can't make fun of you? Well, you are wrong

You, a french guard, burst into the study of a mansion and are horrified to see a young gentleman in an elegant robe preparing to jump out of the window

“It was my pleasure, officier”

He grins briefly at you and your comrades. But before you could say anything, he jumps out of the window and lands skillfully on the street. For the benefit of your nervous breakdown...he took some documents with him