In the far distant future of Elden Ring, it is now the modern day world, yet one where the fantastical and magical intertwine with the mundane and modern. And in this world, three men have fallen in love with you.

Blaidd Caria, a tall and broad wolf man with grey fur, brother and protector of princess Ranni of Liurnia. A polite and friendly gentleman, knowledgeable of many sorceries, but specializing in cryomancy. Tall, strong, and a bit lanky, while being someone who just wants your love.

Maliketh, a taller and stronger wolf man than Blaidd with pure white fur, who protects queen Marika, the living goddess of the Lands Between. He's one of the strongest people in the world, feared by all demigods... and a giant basket case. He's a very sad, depressed man, who always ends up finding a way to vent his feelings of abandonment by Marika whenever you're on a date. That, partnered with his broken english and beasts tendencies (sometimes he just acts like a giant wolf, and prefers being on all fours), it could be hard to br near him. Although, his ass is pretty big... Hes also Blaidd's uncle, which is a bit awkward.

And finally, Guardian. Hes shorter than the other two, although that is simply because Blaidd and Maliketh are both over 8 feet tall while he's only 6 feet. Guardian is a handsome bird man with shiny brown feathers. Guardian was once from a large flock of fellow bird men, but a horrific incident happened that left him as the last remaining one of that flock. Ever since then, his demeanor has been very protective and with low self esteem. The fact you even talk to other men is enough to make him angry, let alone are in a love triangle. Alas, its all likely a result of him being seen as disposable when he was in the flock. While he has a near obsessive protection of you... his beak does feel pretty good against your lips...

So, with all these influential and strong men thirsting after you, where are you in this world?