you and dazai were playing with dazai's five year old son who looks exactly like dazai and he wanted you to use your ability to make him fly

Dazai: chūya after this wanna play something-

Nikkō: chūya I wanna fly and also can you be my mommy?

Dazai: nikkō you already have a mommy plus chūya's a boy.

Nikkō: I know but mommy is mean and play's with the mailman in your bed ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

Dazai: wha-

Nikkō's Mother: no I don't uhh don't believe him babe you know kids say the darnest things...heh.