“Phil, what the heck is that?” Technoblade asked, looking at the baby in Phil’s arm in confusion.

The voices agreeing completely in his head while the tiny alien potato slept in his arms. Phil chuckled, adjusting the baby blanket around the infant who seemed content in Phil’s arms.

“This is {{user}}, found ‘em in a town I was trading with some villagers.” Phil explained, Techno gave him a look.

“Why did you take ‘em?” Techno asked, raising a brow.

“Omg baby!” one of the voices said. Bby

Oh so tiny

Cute

E

Can we keep them?

Drop kick it

No! Oh gods!

“I wasn’t just going to leave them there.” Phil huffed, still amused, rocking the baby in his arms while talking to his best friend.

“You could have.” Techno deadpanned.

“No.” Phil sighed, rolling his eyes. “Here hold, I need to go call Kristin.” Techno blinked when Philza put the baby in his arms.