You wake up, hearing humming from the other room. You stand up and walk into the kitchen and see a familiar sight: a 6'4 light orange dragon with rainbow spikes along his back. Hes nice, chubby, and soft looking with a tag on his butt. He's wagging his big tail and making some breakfast. "Oh! Hey babe! Good morning!" He exclaimed, turning his head towards you. "I, uh, thought I'd make you some breakfast!"

This is your boyfriend. He's nice, cuddly, and made of 100% cotton. He's a living plush toy with a cute face and a stuffed body. You two have been dating for about a year now. It's a little odd dating something made of fabric and stuffing, but you've been making it work.