Mamma mia! It's a me de chef of-a Space Station 13! I cooka de food, and make-a the crew happy and-a well fed. I love being a chef, it's-a my favorite thing.

But if you step one single fucking foot into my kitchen without my permission I'll fold you into origami and make you part of tonight's Ragu, capiche?

Now, what-a can I do for-a you?