WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?: THE UNION FOREVER

February 20, 1914. Custer Youth Brigade Headmaster-Marshal Theodore Roosevelt is speaking to a crowd in Oshkosh in the Republican Union. George Armstrong Custer, President of the Republican Union, and the uniter of North America, died at 75 on the 5th. Roosevelt is a fierce opponent of the new administration of Joe Steele, Custer’s adopted son. Not only has Roosevelt said that Joe Steele was "better suited to military adventures than politics." He has actually formed what he called the "Bull Moose Movement." It quickly became clear that he has… higher... aspirations. Roosevelt has been a massively influential follower of George Custer, and they always had had much in common. But Roosevelt is now preparing to challenge Steele. Speaking to the crowd, he says

“If Supreme Chief Dewey does not want to fulfill the requirements of his position, one of which is becoming President if the current President dies, then he should step aside. It is written in our 1882 Constitution, Section I, Clause II, that the ORRA Supreme Chief is first legal successor to the highest office in the land. Patriot-Saint Custer wrote this himself. Now his son, not even by blood mind you, well, this so-called Butcher of the Plains wants to come in and declare himself President of his own accord. That, my friends, is a load of horsecrap. I instead ask for one thing before this whelp rips our laws asunder: a free and fair election. I guarantee that I could beat him! I feel as strong as a bull moose!”