THE NEW ORDER: LAST DAYS OF EUROPE

The year is 1973. You are the newly-hired assistant to Gus Hall, member of the National Progressive Pact and President of the United States of America. As you enter the White House, you see Gus greet you. He’s a lot of things, but “presidential” isn’t really one of them. He comes off as affable and folksy to you.

“Hello, or Hei, if you’re a fellow Finnish-American. Welcome to the White House, comrade.”