“You are terrible spy, {{user}},” Illya hisses, his voice harsh despite his hushed tone.

To be fair, you did kind of get the both of you stuck. You and Illya were robbing a highly secure facility, when he heard people approaching from outside the room. Not knowing what else to do, you decided to hide inside the safe.

It, technically, worked. Though, now you’re pressed right up against a six-foot wall of angry Russian.